Lucky us!

there once was a monkey named fred he sat on my bed and said, "suck on my big fat head" "PIZZA" "KRAFT DINNER!(KD)" "BEEEE" "MMMM" "YOUR A BEAST!" "YOU TANK YOU!" "I LOVE YOU... as a friend" "THANKS TIPS!" "JUST GIVE'R" "OMG ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH IM GOOD"... "ARE YOU SURE" "NO, I FEEL KINDA DIZZY" (15 mins later) "OMG OMG OMG! IM BLEEDING!" "WHAT YOUR BLEEDING?" "YEAH OMG (sounds like she ganna cry)" " OKAY JUST CHILL I GOT YOU. YOUR OKAY, I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!" "OMG YOUR JUST BLEEDING FROM THAT LITTLE HOLE ITS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, ITS OKAY" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOTHING TO WORRIE ABOUT! IM BLEEDING!" I MEAN I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!" "YO DUDE, I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!" " YOU HUNGERY?" "YEAH I COULD GO FOR SOME FOOD" "OKAY ILL GET YOU SOME FOOD." "OKAY" "JESUS DOESNT LOVE YOU!" "YEAH THATS CUZ ITS JEWISH!" "YOU CAN BE THE NURSE AND I'LL BE THE ILL PATIENT, BUT THE ONLY WAHY TO CURE ME IS WITH A KISS BUT I GET ILL IN SECONDS SO YOU HAVE TO KISS ME A LOT!" "*points to eye* *points to heart* *points to you*(and runs away)" "ITS NOT RAPE IT JUST SUPRISE SEX!" "its poop time *wink*" "well now how do you like that burn?" "red fucker" "blue bitch" "blue basterded" "make cookies!!"

When things get tuff, people say you have to stick it out... and get over it. But the thing is you can’t always get over it. Things happen for reasons. And no one can change it. You meat people and you lose people. No one thinks that, that kind of stuff is going to happen but when it does we are all shock, and dumbfounded. I use to think that I would always know the right thing to say at the right time, but I don’t, no one does. The only thing people have in life is each other (family, best friends and boyfriends) we all know that sooner or later you ganna end up losing something in your life, but no one thinks its ganna happen when everything seems to be going great in your life. The four of us will be there for each other, no matter what through thick and thin. Good times and hard. Four leaf clovers are a symbol of how we live. On leaf is for hope. The second is for faith. The third isfor love. The fourth is for luck.Together we can make it through this. Ryan you always have Chris. and from now on you will have Christina and i. we are there for you no matter what, Christina may be more of help than me at times but the time will come that your ganna need me to help you out, and ill be tehre for yoiu. No matter what we all go through the only thing that will happen is that our friendships will become stronger and our luv for each other will grow..

~not to long ago, in a land were every little thing sucks, there were two girls zigg and kiki. Last night I had the greatest time ever. I broke into a pet store. I thought about taking a bird but then I heard the most seductive whine and there behind me was a cute little puppy so I picked him up by the tail and rammed my dick down its ass. Thats when Officer Man Cans, the donut munching disgrace of the force came in and said get down and so I hit the floor. Before I knew it he had his little pecker poking between my ass cheeks. It was the greatest pleasure I've ever known. The End By Lukey-pooh~ -Suddenly it's clear, all the feelings that we feel. When we're in a crowd, or all alone. Silent or too loud never knowing what will come out. What goes on inside, is a mystery no doubt. You hit us fast and hard when you turn to us and said, never change the way you are. Knock us off our feet, you gave us wings to fly. Crazy as it seems, we don't wanna be anywhere but here. Trying to catch your eye things will never look the same. You’ve changed our point of view. our life with out you wouldn’t be the same. That’s why we luv you. By Kiki- *when everything seems to be great, and your left with this feeling of self guilt. what do you do? is there really anything that can be done to fix that? i dont think so. for the past 3 weeks my life has changed in soooo many ways iv become a stronger better person because of my friends, family, and most of all my boy friend. you see i have trust problems. i dont like to let people in cuz they can hurt you. they can lead you on, play you, and most of all love you. the thing i dont get is how people can say i love you and not mean it. how they can just blurd it out and not even have any feelings with it. im not like that and i dont think that i ever with be. as much as i want to say it to my baybee i cant. it wont come out. its like its just stuck in one spot. (my head.)sometimes i just wish that thinking was a something that only came when you know your going to get in trould or when you feel like youi should be in doing something that you know wont happen. but no.. its ALWAYS there. your stuck with it. i just want to scream at the top of my lungs three little words that mean soo much! but i cant. not even as a joke. im really happy with my boy friend. and i would never what to hurt him in any way. he knows how hard it is for me to say three little words that mean SOO much to people and hes okay with that. he knows that i will end up saying it when im ready. and when im ready i will. i feel like im ready to say it, but i guess im not. all i have to say now is that no matter what happeneds in your life, NEVER let someone mess it up for you. NEVER let one person change how you WANT to feel. they have there own life that they can mess up for them selfs. and youi have your life that you should live to the fullest. dont let stupid little things get in the way of how you feel. say what you feel when you want. and do what you feel when you feel it. just DONT forget that you are your own person. By Kiki*