September 25, 2003

Netiquette my ass!
By now, every web surfer has heard of a little thing called Netiquette. It's the etiquette used for the net. I've been in many chat rooms in my life, mostly in college. These chat rooms serve as pick-up bars for the lonely. I've seen novice chatters introducing their intentions to others with few takers. It's all about how you introduce yourself. You have to think up creative ways to say, "Who would like to cyber-fuck?" Describing yourself as being well-hung is a start. It's definitely a conversation starter. From there, you have to strike up a conversation. After figuring out what the other chatter wants, then, and only then, should you introduce the idea of making sweet, cyber-love. Would you walk up to a person at a bar, and ask, "Excuse me, would you like to fuck?" Probably not. It wouldn't work for a guy. It might work for women. Personally, I've never had a woman ask me that. But, for those who are lurking around those chat rooms, be careful. Wear a cover over your hard drive.
P.S. Do not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to meet underage chatters. It's against the law! Just a public service announcement.
This is only my opinion. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF!
Have A Nice Day!