September 10, 2003

Bust a cap in your ass!
Joey Porter, inside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers, was shot in the ass outside a Colorado bar almost 2 weeks ago during a drive-by in which 1 person was killed, and 4 others were wounded. When Porter heard the gunshots, he beagn to run, as all of us would. The bullet went into his left ass cheek and became lodged in his right thigh. Remarkably, the bullet missed his "private parts." When I heard about this mishap, one name came to mind... Ray Lewis. Mr. Lewis has a history of trouble with the authorities over playing with guns. It just so happens that the Steelers were playing Mr. Lewis' Ravens the following Sunday. My speculations were increased when I heard that, following the game, Porter and Lewis almost exchanged blows in the parking lot, and I'm not talking about the Kordell Stewart kind. The gunshot was a wound that kept Porter out of the game, not critically injure him. The Steelers do not meet the Ravens again till Week 17, the last game of the regular season. We will see if there are any further "mishaps" that occur somewhere around Week 16. In the meantime, I think it might be a good idea if the team invests in some Kevlar cups.
This is only my opinion. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF!
Have A Nice Day!