Blimey, it's all gone slightly red...
Greetings, Comrade. Welcome to the official website of the world's most idealogically superior organisation, the IFM!
26/07/05: Realised this page is still here. Sorted some old info out, created a new FAQFIICS section and added the lovely Zaia to our ranks. Expect more, soonish.
22/05/04: Added the 101 Counter-Revolutionary Solutions to the Patriot page.
20/05/04: Most pages are now filled, except the "IFM: Voice". The Patriot section needs, at a bare minimum, the NEW anthem and the full Maximus Manifesto. Gonna link this on the main page as the official IFM site now.
19/05/04: The IFM is reborn, Vive la revolution!
I.F.M. Citizens. But remember to take note: All I.F.M. Citizens are equal, but some are more equal than others.
...or The Great Patriotic Webpage, as history might remember it.
Less idealogically pure webpages created by Comrade Woodlouse. Please, if you're only partially conditioned, investigate with care.
Oh, the Glorious Voice of the Revolution! Check it out.
Mostly totally idealogically impure, but know your enemy and whatnot. Convert them to our righteous message of truth and idealogical security!
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Look, Comrade,
chaps have joined our glorious cause! Splendid.
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