A blonde walks into the health clinic and begins to talk to the nurse. "Excuse me, ma'am, is this where I can get a vassilation?"
"I think you mean you need a vaccination," said the nurse.
"Yeah, whatever. Just don't give it to me on my arm because I wear a sleepless nightgown."
"You mean a sleeveless nightgown?"
"Yeah, whatever. And don't give it to me on my thigh because I have a zucchini bathing suit."
"You mean a bikini?"
"Yeah, OK. And don't give it to me on my virginia."
"You mean your vagina?"
"All right!!" shouts the blond. "Virginia, vagina, just as long as I don't get small cox !!!!"
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