REGARDS TOWARD KATHLEEN.
Dirty Language!.
MoNi998: do you swear on your bunny?
MoNi998: haha
MoNi998: i swear i am not a dirty person
MoNi998: i might have dirty thoughts
MoNi998: but i am not a dirty person
MoNi998: i feel oh so special
MoNi998: its rather touching
Skippypb2001: lol u r
Skippypb2001: as in you r rather touching
MoNi998: hmmm is that suppose to be a sexual joke?
MoNi998: or am i just going on wiht my dirty thoughts again?
Skippypb2001: ha ha ha both
MoNi998: after graduation...i was forced to go out to lunch with my brother and sally. and she ordered a salad and there was a huge crouton in it and in middle of eating she yelled out oh my god its hard and huge
MoNi998: i was cracking up
MoNi998: and everybody was looking at me weird
Skippypb2001: its like a screw with monica fetish or something
MoNi998: haha...i'm guessing its either the asain connection or our father son relationship
MoNi998: i didn't do anything....i am the innocent virgin here
Skippypb2001: Right and i am a good person that doesnt take advantage of the poor and corrupt them even more
MoNi998: haha....well i am a virginal person who is innocent in every way imaginable
MoNi998: please?
MoNi998: with a giant cherry on top
Skippypb2001: I am sorry but there was no whipped cream
MoNi998: what about a pool of honey?
MoNi998: haha so you can imagine dirty things in it
MoNi998: or jello
MoNi998: i don't care about everyone else
MoNi998: i don't want you to think i am
(that touched the heart)
Skippypb2001: some random chick from CDM started talking to me on AIM tonight
Skippypb2001: And i told her i am not allowed to talk to strangers
MoNi998: do you think i am horny?
Skippypb2001: yes
MoNi998: haha...are you serious?
Skippypb2001: well not now
Skippypb2001: but usually you sound like it
MoNi998: haha
MoNi998: what can i say...i am an animal
Skippypb2001: yeah
Skippypb2001: lol
MoNi998: i'm freely expressing my urges of wantign to fuck people
MoNi998: theres nothing wrong with that
MoNi998: i am a grown man
MoNi998: with a son
Skippypb2001: HA ha ha ha
MoNi998: named hiro
Skippypb2001: lol
MoNi998: and i won't be white as hell anymore!!!
Skippypb2001: yes you will
Skippypb2001: thats like saying she will look older
MoNi998: haha
MoNi998: you don't think i can tan?
Skippypb2001: no
MoNi998: lets see
MoNi998: i might get a shade darker?
MoNi998: i mean i don't think you can get any whiter than this
Skippypb2001: hmm when you say a shade darker do you mean like red?
Skippypb2001: lol
MoNi998: haha..
MoNi998: i don't burn
MoNi998: only if i am out there to long
MoNi998: and even then...at least it turns into a tan afterwards
Skippypb2001: ill believe it when i see it
MoNi998: haha ok then
MoNi998: you have to remeber my whiteness
MoNi998: and then we can compare
Skippypb2001: ha ha ha thats sad
MoNi998: just wait and see my son
MoNi998: you will be impressed
MoNi998: and shocked out of your mind
Skippypb2001: ha ha ha and aroused
Skippypb2001: well maybe
MoNi998: haha
MoNi998: so cause i am white...you can't like your father?
MoNi998: how does that work?
MoNi998: damn it!! i want some!!!
Skippypb2001: holy shit
MoNi998: i think i will live to regret that statement
Skippypb2001: ha ha no you wont
MoNi998: i'm pretty sure i will
MoNi998: that friend of yours...the rjay guy asked me if all you and me talk baout is sex
Skippypb2001: ha ha ha its is
MoNi998: there is not much else to say...kind of sad
Skippypb2001: very very sad
MoNi998: the birds and the bees are just to fun to talk about
Skippypb2001: you didnt go the extra mile in your please