Since everyone seems to be answering these, I finally decided I'd incriminate myself (Since people are bugging me to) And answer this.
1. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
Be Innocent and carefree again
2. What time of the day do you like to take a shit?
Whenever I need to (ok Who thought up these questions?)
3. What is your ideal marriage location?
I'm Not Sure? We've talked about Pendleton, VMI, Nassau....
4. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Play the sax but would love to play Jazz Piano
5. What's your favorite sexual position?
6. Favorite fabric?
Satin, Silk, and Leather
7. Something you love and hate?
I Love Guns, I Hate non patriots
8. What kind of bedding do you use?
Flannel Sheets/Big Fluffy Comforter
9. What kind of soap do you use?
Softsoap Melon and the Great great great Bath and Body works items Brian buys me
10. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Enough for them to live vicariously *g*
11. What's the one language you want to learn?
Arabic (helps in chasing down international terrorists)
12. How do you eat an apple?
I slice it into pieces, then, eat it
13. What do you order at a bar?
Tequila, or Beer, If Its a "nice" night out, Margaritas
14. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Aside from the traditional ears, Yes, Navel
15. Do you have tattoos? If so, what kind and where?
Yes, One, Lower left hand side of my back
16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Mmmmm if I had it done, then yes. Hell if you've got the money to look good when older why not?
17. What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done?
Just One? Rodeoing. Though That time at the bowling alley.. and those poor lights.. Ahem.
18. Do you drive stick?
Ask Brian *g*
19. What's one trait you hate in a person?
I Only get to pick one? Stupidity
20. What's the soonest that you've slept with someone (or hypothetically)?
Way too fucking (Pardon the pun) Soon
21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
A Fossil Dive Watch
22. Most frivolous purchase?
Trading in my Year old sportscar for a new Pickup *g*
23. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Unfortunately, in a lot of ways yes. I am also shallow too, how's that grab ya?
24. What do you cook the best?
LMFAO Ummmm Bacon *g* No Seriously I can't cook, not a lick, thank God for Brian
25. Favorite writing instrument?
Anything.. if it writes I'll use it
26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Out of sight out of mind? It depends on where I am
27. Do you have anything monogrammed?
No? I don't think so.. engraved yes, Monogrammed no.
28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
LoL Yes. Fatigues, Combat Boots, War Paint.. I think that counts right?
29. What's one car you will never buy?
anything "compact" or "economy"
30. Have you ever done drugs?
31. What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything and everything by Richard Macinko, Jim "Patches" Watson, Kenneth Dockery ect.
32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Get my Mother out of debt...
33. Burial or cremation?
This is more morbid than even me? Burial. Please.
34. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Way Way Way too many
35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
Absolutely everything. I hate losing.. I TRY to be gracious, but it doesn't always work
36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
Everyway possible. I am a total complete bitch. If you're my friend I'd die for you, if you're not? Doom On You.
37. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Several, I can hold me own pretty damn well
38. Favorite kind of p0rn?
Lets Just say Brian and I could open our own Adult Store
39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Friends Strangers, naaaah why worry?
40. Do you cry in front of friends?
No, I don't cry in front anyone
41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
I honestly don't know, I don't worry about what the world thinks.
42. What's one thing you like to do alone?
*sly grin* What do YOU think?
43. What's the worst thing you ever said to someone?
It'd be hard to pick, Like I said I'm a total bitch
44. Are you a giver or a taker?
45. What have you stolen before?
46. When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other?
Anytime you gotta go
47. Favorite communication method?
Depends on the situation, I battle head on
48. What is one thing you don't leave home without?
49. How often do you have sex?
Right now, not fucking often enough