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What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease. Hence his victories bring him neither reputation for wisdom nor credit for courage. He wins his battles by making no mistakes. Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory, for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated. Hence the skillful fighter puts himself into a position which makes defeat impossible, and does not miss the moment for defeating the enemy. Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.

~*~ Sun Tzu "The Art Of War"



Thursday, September 06, 2001

<---- That is a belated piccy of the very sweet gift from Jess Isn't she the bestest? How sweet is that, giving out pieces of her heart... Awwww. Thank you Jess, so very much and thank you a million times over for your warm welcome and the congratualtions you gave me on becoming a founder... Now we've got you Cyn, Rickie, and I all together with Bonnie HELL YES, we rock *snicker* Good God all Mighty what was Bonnie thinking?

What am I talking about? Welllllll, much to my amazement *grin, and gleeful joy* Bonnie evidently has been eyeballing me and after talking it up with the Founders of the Over 21 Guild Two Nights ago they promoted me to Founder!! I am So Excited, I love this guild, I've been with the guild since just before Fourth of July 2000, been through some ups and downs, new people, new things, craziness, zaniness, laughs and tears and I am so thrilled, excited and honored to get to be part of the governing body so to speak. The other (god how cool is that?! "other") founders are incredible people and I love them all, and they love the guild as well as Neo Pets as much as I do, they are a neat group of people who I'm already friends with, and it made my week to get such a huge and exciting Promotion. Thank You So Much Guys[In NO particular order! *g*] Bon, Cyn, Rickie, Jess, Merc, Aerik, Eva, Eagle, and Crinkle.

On a Sad note, others have stepped down and will be sorely missed Voo and Thori, you guys are a blast without you and bites and wedgies and piddling on the Carpet [Click Me You must *g*] the days would be long and mundane, I'm so glad that no matter what you guys keep in touch, Thank You for bringing a smile to my face more than once, many many times over.

Why does physical therapy have to suck so much? Jesus A, it hurts and I'm not a wuss. I'm the kind of leatherneck who fixes all her cuts breaks sprains whatever with duct tape and superglue, however, this HURTs I'm going on 12 weeks out of work now.. and I doubt
I'll be going back anytime soon. On the upside its an extra long vacation right? And it means I'll have plenty of time to drive to SC and back for Brian's graduation *g*

On a more personal Note, I won't say much about this except to say Jon, we're all here for you, and we'll be your strength if you need us. You, your family and your Grandmother are in many people's prayers, and we know how happy she is to at least be reunited with your Grandfather. We love you hon.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 23:47 Archives 



*sigh* I STILL haven't gotten to ramble. Took a pain pill tonight, it shot me for the night. Tomorrow no matter what tomorrow, and I SO WANT to ramble... can't wait to, but gotta be coherent
~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 03:52 Archives 



How Can I not put this here? *grin* Thori Who's been bitten by both of us kitties [Cyn and Lyn] Got creative with us! I luv you Thori for not weilding the Pink Pixels on me *smooch* I don't know what she was talking about when she said she had eye problems, Hell She has more skill and talent in her pinkie finger than I do in my entire body! Course she put me in black which just makes me a happy camper *g* And what perfect timing considering troublese struck again tonight... this time its about Bonnie and Peeing outdoors See what Angels we are?

Mmmmm and Thori is being so bad! See where a couple lines up I thanked her for not using her pink pixles on me? I swear that Chaos Demon reads my mind, What does she send? *g* This Ohhhhh and of course She's pouting over how long it took her so I HAVE to post it flowers and all. I think she's trying to kill me *g* but... *big breath* here it is


And now if you look way over there on the left you'll see the "real" graphic she made, Its great Non? She gave me trouble about my fav colors all night then she got all creative again and put them together and blinked *g* Don't orange and green look great? Thankyouthankyouthankyou Thori Its great. Is this a welcome to founderdome pressie? *big grin* I'll cross the "founder" comment in the next post.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 01:40 Archives 



Kidnap the Sandy Claws

[Lock, Shock, and Barrel:]
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

I wanna do it

Let's draw straws

Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind

Birds of a feather
Now and forever
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap we'll wait
When he comes a-sniffling we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare


I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

[Lock and Shock:]
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew

We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And to stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

I'm not the dumb one

You're no fun

I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Up there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 01:24 Archives 



Wednesday, September 05, 2001

Ok I'm wicked tired, I can't even really post here because I'm too tired... I have such AWESOME news but it'll have to wait to morning, My head is just too swimmy tonight, But I want to post about O21G and Bonnie and Cyn and Jess and Rickie and and, owwie. Head... Can't post more, can't even link their names... arrrrrrrgh
~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 01:17 Archives 



Tuesday, September 04, 2001

Ohhhhhhhhh I'll post more when I'm done stuffing my face but

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 21:51 Archives 



Monday, September 03, 2001

See my Little rant down there? *points one post down* Despite that, I am in a fab-u-lous mood though I gotta admit my mood indicator is STILL right on. You know... Cyn said to me tonight "Are you still that horny?" LMFAO Holy Shit, she kills me.. poor thing knew what she said the moment she said it and cracked up... I in proper loud mouthed fashion informed her it should be "Are you ever not that horny?" Jeeeez. Some people *g* BTW? Why am I horny? Because Brian is still at Parris Island, has been there since June 6th, and I am SEXLESS Argh. Ahem. Hey you know me you know the warning, I'm bluntly honest *g* speaking of blunt... Blunt Moment Cyn?

You know the aforementioned Cyn Is such a damn riot, She's as much a bitch and horndog, smartass brat as I am, and that folks is why I luv you snookieookieums, sweetlips. *weg* I tell ya, when I move out there (Upcoming in the next few months) I have this feeling we're going to be in a whole hell of a lot of trouble. The whole point of this ramble was to comment that Cyn and I were having an ahem "blunt" moment of a giggle attack earlier and she asked me to do a favor, and what comes out of her mouth? "Please my redneck angel" I was like WTF? Yes yes yes insert spewing soda all over the monitor. Of course SHE cracked the hell up, and I cracked the hell up and she babbled on about her seeing her screen name and my blog and it all ran together and she was just just just SO sorry. [Side note Cyn. Pbbbbt I am SO putting this in my blog] Mwahahaha Holy A, she kills me.

GOD and the night goes on! Holy Mi Jesus. Can't BREATHE let alone type straight. Speaking of straight *bursts into laughter* The Thunder from Down under went squish squish squish allll the way home.... Hey Bryan! Don't forget your condom!

For All those Private Moments
borrowed from Ohmygoodness Go Visit them

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 23:51 Archives 



So its now what? About 2140, I've just been cruising back through a website That irked me the first time, so why do I go back? Hell I don't know, maybe because I am a glutton for punishment? Other people's punishment? Those who know me, know I am one extremely extremely Patriotic Leatherneck. I freely and willingly put MY life and MY blood and MY freedom on the line to make sure that everyone in America can wake up in the morning a free person in a Democratic Nation. However, people like the ungrateful wretch who's website I just visited piss me off.

Now Mind you, Today has been great, this isn't one of those mood ruining rants, this is one of those "Shut the Hell up and get out of MY country rants" One that just has to be said in honor of my comrads and brethren. So I'm flipping through the website of a "friend" and stumble across these little words "I don't like the armed forces" She doesn't like them? Little Bitch. Its people like this I want to strangle and throw into some Vietnam Era POW prison. Tell me please, why they get the luxury of sitting in their prim little yuppie homes, prancing around in their gothic "statements" Mumbling about voodoo and seriel killers, and how HARD it is to raise their family, taking for granted the freedom to even do those things while I put my life and blood on the line to give them that? While she whines about not liking the military its ME and MY comrads and family members who watch friends and family die... killed on the battlefield to give the little bitch the right to say she dislikes us. Of course I shouldn't say bitch here because I am a bitch and proud of it, but the words I'd like to put here I'm sparing all my friends. Honestly? This statement is enough to screw her over forever in my book. She's on the shit list now, trust me. There's very little way off and if I had my way I'd uproot her ass and put it in some miserable communist country.

..........But. As if I needed more reason.. then The ungrateful wretch of a scumbag goes on further to sneer at and bitch about cowboyhats, pickup trucks and rednecks. Jesus A, she frosts my ass. Now I'm not a big thing, I'm actually little bitty, under 100 lbs just barely 5'2, But I'm a tough bitch despite looking sweet and innocent, however: little sweet innocent ect whatever I am a leather neck redneck through and through. I drive a gorgeous 4x4 pickup truck with customized flare side, oversized frame, lifts on order, a black and chrome cattle pusher on order, Custom Black "Stetson" Shaped antenna, with an appt for custom show worthy Confederate Flag paintwork to be done in two months. In the rear window I've got my USMC sticker, My NRA (yes thats National Rifle Association) sticker, a Confederate Flag, and a "Pissing on" "City Boys" Custom Decal. Like I said I'm a redneck through and through, oh better yet? I rodeo, and I KNOW JT and Stax and Staz come through here and see this, and I KNOW they'd be pissed too. On to "cowboy hats" I'm on my second Setston "Bullrider" and before that it was a Resistol, which JT and Stax wear, so Does that make me a backwoods hick? Sure as hell does, but I'm the backwoods hick who SHE has to depend her freedom on. Wave that Flag bitch, because if I ever get a chance I'll show you how damn lucky you are to be an American.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 21:43 Archives 



The Marine Corps Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
On the land as on the sea.
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 21:40 Archives 



Proud to be an American: Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away.

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There's pride in every American heart
and it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 21:39 Archives 



Post Has Been Moved Up Top Be Sure it is Seen. It is The "rant" Post. God Bless America *g*
~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 19:52 Archives 



Ooooooooh Where've I been? Not Posting much huh? That's what happens though when you spend the day with Cyn, Jess, Dawn, Justin, Heather, and Christine! Geeeez what a list *g* Why does that bring back the line from Top Gun? "The List is long and distinguished.... Yea so's my johnson"

Ahem *g* Jess Is right O21G does have Blog fever. Now *drumroll please* Amy has hers started too! Yay! More fun people to stalk and torment. Did I mention Bonnie Monsteris on my torment list too? I know I'm hers so turnabout is only fair play right? *g* Besides now that the Bonnie Monster is owned by Troublese Didn't we earn the right to torture her? *loopy grin* Ok See my lil mood indicator over there on the left? *points, grins* I'm honest just remember that.

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 19:07 Archives 



Sunday, September 02, 2001

Thori Thori, Thori. *g* *bite* I'm going to get even with you and your pink ribbons in some way shape or form. "Now I be looking over Thori's Chaos pile... And sharpen feline claws we am on Bathroom tile"

-On a kind note? *g* You're just getting swamped with new links for the Blurb, thank you sooo much for giving us a place where we can all torment together. And thank you For the other thing to. Its already started *weg*

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 17:33 Archives 



WhooHoo! Rickie Got a Blogger Finally! I was soooo surprised not to see purkle and pink and cute things and such. Wow. Shocking. I do like that template though, looks kind of like something I'd choose. I'm going to have to get Rickie added to my links way over there on the left side. Oooooh Update on the Andrew Saga. *g* Miraculously the peon hasn't uttered a word to me since the night Rickie posted him on Mental Midgets The night he was posted he IMed me with "I'll make you a deal. You take my link off your blog and I won't speak to you again" Uhhhhh to be valley girlish here "Like, Duh" If I intended on taking your link down I wouldn't have gone to the trouble to put it up. Pbbbbbt *smirk* So as you see Its still here more than once in fact, AND he hasn't bothered me again. Game. Set. Match.

Ooooooh Did I mention the "Incident" Got solved too? Oh Yes. Revenge Revenge Revenge. Nope I can't spill details despite how much I'd looooooove to. However Lets just say, yet again. Troublese 1 Bitch 0. Game Over. We Win. We WILL fight for truth justice and whats right in the Over 21 Guild or something like that *g*

~*~ mumbled by Mandy at 17:05 Archives 




The current mood of Lyn at


Me! By Thori!

ThankYou Hon!

2001. S.P.Q.R