THE BLAND

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Sorry I couldn't come home for Easter..... Ive been kinda busy

Happy Easter everyone! I miss and love you!

Josh Bland is my name, I from California, In place called San Bernardino County.  and I want to be a writer.  Ever since I read THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN by Mark Twain.  I've been writing ever since.  My friends think I've lost my mind.  You see, I'm in the army, and I work in a pretty technical field that will make me lots of money when I get out.  If it was ever about making money, I would have never joined the Army in the first place.

I live in Germany now, in a little town called Heidelberg.  It rocks.  Read the book "A Tramp abroad" by Mark twain to learn more about the history of my town.  Heidelberg has its own castle, a historic bridge, and a lot of really really old points of interest to check out.  Its a college town, in fact Heidelberg has the oldest University in Germany.  Its a rather large international town because of the university, and you can meet people from all over the world here.

Here's an Interesting thought of mine I call:

BLANDOS MANIFESTO

I believe in Small Family owned Businesses, not the national chain.
I believe in Specialty Stores, not department stores,
I believe in delis, Butcher stores, and farmers markets, not a grocery store.
I believe in independent films,
not a summer blockbluster
I believe in local bands, not national radio
I believe if you are in a music group or performer, you should learn to play an instrument.
I believe that music is for everyone,
I believe that women say they want a real man, but settle for less.
I believe that women that have to convince themselves they are "Real Ladies" aren't.
I believe reading beauty magazines, make you feel ugly.
I believe if you don't want to be called a ho, don't put a picture on the internet with hardly any clothes on.
I believe that if you want to sound educated,
spell words correctly, don't substitute THA for The, U for you, Or "Z" for a word that ends with "S"
I believe that for something to be cool, it only takes you
I believe that everyone is beautiful, everyone has one special thing.
If you cant see what I'm getting at, or you have nothing of substance to say...
Look in the upper right hand corner of the screen, and hit the "X"

links to see more fun stuff:

  What Fruit Are You? 

Which Peanuts Character Are You Quiz

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