This is just a rundown of my rps. I have several different characters appearing in my rps. There is of course GI - the cocky superstar that thinks he is the Best Damn Thing Living. GI has some friends that come in and out of his rps....like his interviewer Billy Bob - Billy Bob's real name used to be Micheal...but GI called him Billy Bob, then for a christmas present one year GI legally changed his name to Billy Bob. Billy Bob really doesn't do much interviews anymore, he is mostly just GI's best friend...or as GI refers to him..his lackey. GI's other friend and is Jack Frost - Jack is a retired wrestler, but he has taken one to many chairshots and his gone clinicly insane. He has multiple personalities, there is Jack, who has a obsession with midgets and has a personal midget slave named Omar, he also owns tons of midgets and it trying to create a midget army. For somereason the government hasn't taped into this. Jack's other personality is Druid - a "Evil" man with deadly powers...wants to take over the world and blah blah...., sometimes, but rarely Jack snaps into Goldmember....from Austin Powers. GI's friends from many feds may stop by or sometimes his brother Joe Cool. GI also has two pet monkies named Mr. Peanut and Mr. Frisky, who each have a bad problem flinging poo at people. By the way, most of the stuff GI's rps aren't on camera, when he does his promo it says that he will set up a camera, most of the story is just for you wonderful people, so if you read something in the story don't mention it in your rp like you saw it, if you want to mention it say that you heared from a friend or something.....ENJOY!! GI = Yellow, Billy Bob = Green, Jack/Druid = Orange, Joe = Red, Other Characters = Random Colors
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(The scene opens with GI walking around his very expensive and luxerous home in East Rutherford, New Jersey. He is checking for anything that he might have forgotten. He is packing his suitcase to take to the Wednesday Showdown in Manitoba, Canada. He grabs his ring attire and throws it in the suitcase along with his essentials including deodorant, toothbrush, etc. He bends down to tighten his knee brace as he finishes packing his suitcase. He grabs his keys for his '94 Dodge Viper now with newly installed spinning rims and hydrolics. He is about to walk out the door when his friend, Billy Bob, dressed in a fancy suit walks in. He is also wearing some sunglasses and dress shoes. GI on the other hand is wearing a "I Love My GI-nitals" T-Shirt and a pair of JNCO jeans with fraid pant legs. He sets his suitcase down and glances at Billy Bob.)
GI: Well aren't you fancy...whats the occasion?
Billy Bob: Well you are going to a new fed and since i'm your manager....
Lackey...
......anyway, since I'm your manager, I want to make a good first impression upon them....didn't you dress up when you met the president?
Matter of fact I think I was wearing this....these are my comfort clothes....and if I do say so myself, I'm a sexy beast....even the president was checking me out..
Sure she was...
Lets move on.....where did you get those glasses..
These are from the makes of the Rolex..
Rolex doesn't make sunglasses! Let me see those..
(GI snatches the glasses from Billy Bob's head, he glances at them and tosses them out the window.)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! I PAID $250 FOR THOSE!!
Dude, those are cheap-o glasses! Those came from the Dollar Tree! You got ripped off you Idiot!
Well FUCK!!
He Watch it!! Remember the FCC is cracken down!
GI we are not on TV...
So! Remember when I was in ICW, they just burst into my home.....they don't want anything to happen anywhere.....dang Janet Jackson.
Anyway, we should be going....we got to cetch our plane...
Plane nothing! We are taking my Viper.....nothings better then taking a ride in that thing.....Canada isn't that far we can make it.
Ok...
Thats right biatch! Now lets go.
(GI grabs his stuff and heads out the door. He jumps into his Viper and is about to peel off when Jack comes trotting up on Omar.)
What up bitches! Where ya off too.
Canada....I got a show to go to.
Your wrestling again? Isn't this like your third Un-Retirement.....and why don't I get told things anymore!
Because you usually screw things up.....why are you riding Omar like a horse...thats very cruel..why isn't the government doing anything.
No its not cruel...Omar and his midget friends worships me...plus he gets paid...at least thats what the government thinks.
Omar: So what are yo..............
HEY!! DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO!!
Well i'm going...later...
(GI peels off and heads towards Canada.......HOURS LATER.....GI pulls up to the Grand Rapids arena and it is dark outside. He goes up to the arena door and gets let in by the crew he goes towards a dressing room that has the name Trent Kiel on it..he looks inside and it looks very good and his various items and a broom and a bucket. He rips the name off the door and with a marker writes the name GI on the door. He takes the broom and bucket out and sets it in the hall)
Why does a janitor have his own locker room?
Beats me...
Well its mine now..this is the best room in the building.
(GI goes inside and sets his stuff down, he flips on the lights and inside the room there is a sofa, a lazy boy, a HD-TV, and a personal gym.)
That must have been one important janitor.
Why do you like to get to the arena so early! I mean the event isn't until tommorow!
I have to get aquainted with the environment....and I like to train in peace. Well do you have the bio of the person that I have to wrestle...I would like some back up info...
Yeah just don't lose it its my only copy....by the way the president lied to you...she said, in your contract, that your first match would be against a jobber...this guy has won titles, jobbers don't win titles.
Well dur Billy Bob! Everyone is a jobber compared to me! I mean i'm the Best Damn Thing Living! Thats probably what the pres was getting at....lets see....hey this guy is from Jersey....but it says that he won the Canadian Heavyweight title...that doesn't make since at all....these rules are confusing! You don't even have to be Canadian to win the Canadian Heavyweight Title! Hmm....no background info...well shit...I mean crap....dang FCC.
Speaking of your opponent, Joe Budden, you need to do a promo about your match.
All in due time...
(There is a knock at the door. GI goes to answer it and Jack is standing there.)
How did you get here??
Remember, my house is portable! Duh!
(Jack walks in and sees the bio of Joe Budden laying on a table in the middle of the room. He goes to pick it up and spills his coke all over it ruining it.)
Dang it Jack! That was my only copy!
Don't worry I can fix it. EVERYBODY STAND BACK!! IM GOING BACK IN TIME!!!
(Jack starts to spin around very rapidly and is screaming as he does this...GI and Bob stare at him puzzled.)
What is he doing?
I'm telling you he is insane...
(Jack starts to get dizzy and stumbles around...he turns and falls through the table in the middle of the room.)
He is so stupid.....well lackey pick him up and put him in the hall in the mean time I will do a promo.
(Billy Bob drags Jack out in the hall and GI sets up a camera, he turns it on prepares to speak..)
Well hello everyone in ASW...I'm GI and if you don't know that then there is something wrong with you. Most of you may not know this man but I was introduced to the wrestling company by Wolf. And i'm quite disappointed, I mean I came from a very good, outstanding, top notch wrestling company like ICW to this lower level place...I mean, I retired from wrestling so I wouldn't have to be dragged into a place like this, but no matter what I do I get dragged back in.
Thats not very nice to say, I don't think they will like that very much..
Screw them! I'm better then anyone in this entire facility! (OOC: This is just in character, ASW is actually a very nice place) Who is there world champion, probably a no name!
Umm...Trent Kiel....that sounds familiar...
Its probably just one of those names...you know..you think you've heard it but haven't...anyway. No one in this places can match up to my talent, chrisma and A.S.S(Agility, Speed, Strength). But then again there are few that can! Maybe i'm just bitter I don't know. But once I win this match, I'm going after every title that I can. And NO ONE will stop me. No one has ever stopped me from doing anything I want, not the fans, not the wrestlers, not even the people who couldn't beleive that I could do it. When I step into that ring, its my territory...I now people have said that countless times but all those other people were just pissants! Even though the world title in this place doesn't matter as much as the titles that i've held before..its still gold!
You are very bitter...
Maybe so.....who cares. I'm just trying to get my point out that no one is going to mess with me and anyone that gets in my way is going to suffer the consequences...now I don't want the fans to turn against me so I will calm down, before I talk about Joe Budden, who ever that is, I would like to talk to the women of this place.....(clears throat)...hey there sexy....expect for Peggy Sue and Stella....you manly women can back off and goes mess with someone else.
You are very cruel...
Stop interrupting me....anyway...I would just like to say to all you very wonderful women that I am available, I know that all of you have been wondering ever since you saw my picture on the wall, or where ever you saw me...so if you want to hook up, my phone number is...you know what just meet me after the show...now all of you don't fight over me...you all will get your chance..
Oh brother...
Don't be jealous Billy Bob, maybe you can hook up with Peggy Sue of something....in the mean time just don't ruin my chances. Anyway, I Joe Budden....I really wish I could get some background information on you....so I can see just much of a loser you are....but screw it. It really doesn't matter if you are a 16 time..WOO..world champion, compared to me you just suck. I'm not trying to be too cocky here i'm just telling the truth, and hey don't take any iffense by this, maybe after I beat you this Wednesday we can hang out, two Jersey boys. But Joe...I don't like calling you Joe, my brother is Joe..so I'm going to call you Phil...alright. Phil, I don't care what type of matches you've been in what type of pain you've recieved nothing compares to the pain and torment that I bring to the ring with my move the CodeRed. When my leg crashes down on the back of your head you get knocked out and just don't want to get up. I have put away many people with that move...some you couldn't even touch with a stick.
Now this is my first match in 6 monthes so I might be a little rusty but that doesn't matter I will still come on top somehow. Phil...at Showdown...you will be the lucky number one to feel the CodeRed in ASW. And after the match, when your picking your butt up off the floor and walking towards that back, when you take your ring gear off, lay it in a safe place, because when you see your friends you can brag that you just got your butt beat by the one and only GI..that is an honor and a privledge. Now Phil, I have some very important things to do, and your wasting my time...but before I go I will leave you with this message...come Wednesday Showdown...your will Fear The CodeRed
(GI stops the tape and shuts off the camera.)
Well Billy Bob, if you would be so kind to take this to...where ever you need to take it...I have to get prepared.
(The scene ends with GI starting to work out on the inroom gym and Billy Bob steps over the still outcold Jack Frost and takes the tape to management.)
