And you thought a dingo could steal a baby...........the Kangawallafox will snatch an infant from under your nose in the time it takes the furry little fella to blink one of its seven eyes.
And the larger they get the larger the human they can snatch,they'll make someone disappear in the middle of the desert before you can say Peter Falconio.
The Kangawallafox even has a pouch for the lil wippersnapper....or big wippersnapper........the Kangawallafox is perfect for the infertile/gay couple looking for a child of their very own.
Can also be trained when mature to snatch adults and dispose of them at the same time. We have several in our team of Furtanken-Sobobed Persuasion Technicians.
Available in two varieties :
The Bossywallafox - ( Perfect for snatching infants....agile, nimble and stealthy)
and
The Boddyhydafox - ( Larger Kangawallafox suited for life expectancy shortening operations )
If this doesn't sound like the perfect pet to you and you'd prefer a fishy friend similar to flipper or say a Humpbacked-Carnivorous Seahorse then be sure to check back soon for more additions as we splice those genes up.........
kind regards......go away now.....
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