Easter 2007

FURTANKEN-SOBOBED INC.
Easter 2005 Catalogue

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Happy Easter from the Furtanken-Sobobed team, we hope you enjoy our range of easter specials brought to you the consumer at our regular special prices.

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1. Furtanken Eggs ™
Has tedium consumed you with all the boring chocolate eggs on display for the seemingly millionth year in a row ???
Then what you need is a Furtanken Egg ™
Features:
* Absolutely pumped with preservatives so you can buy enough to last you till next easter and rest assured in the knowledge that they will safe to consume all year round.
* All eggs are embossed with the easter theme from Furtanken-Sobobed (the image of the wrist of jesus with a metal spike driven through it)
* Available in six tantalising flavours : Oyster and Offal, Pineapple and Brussel Sprout, Grease Trap Splendour, Vegemite and Milk, Prawn Head Ecoli, Cloves and Baking Soda.



2. The Sobobed Easter Platter ™
The perfect receptacle for all those Furtanken Eggs ™ you intend to purchase this easter.
Each platter is hand-painted with the design of jesus dragging his cross while aliens observe the proceedings from the sky, underneath the image is the transcription :
"Being wrong hits with less impact when you're surrounded by others who are wrong with you"
Features:
* Crafted from the highest quality recycled toilet seats and beer bottles to create a hybrid plastic/glass material that is virtually unbreakable.
* Measures 650mm x 325mm at the extremities.
* Fitted with the patented Furtanken-Sobobed Amazing Comfy-grip handles.



3. The Easter Tree ™
We don't believe the tree erected in the festive season should be the only tree to adorn the home in the span of one year, that's why Furtanken-Sobobed have come up with the Easter Tree. ™
Features:
* Manufactured from Semtex-Infused Styrofoam (SIS)™ which translates to it being incredibly light weight, waterproof, and in the event of disposal - extremely flammable so you don't have to worry about finding a place to dispose of it, simply hold a flame to it and it will vapourise right before your eyes.
* Base of tree has a purpose built holder for the Sobobed Easter Platter ™ so your Furtanken Eggs ™ can be placed in the platter under the tree....just peachy.
* Available in three differently named colours : Rose petal green, Canefield-nightmare green, and Tulip-stamen green.



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