LESUN UN - GETIN STARDI
Eye sa speaky tu oo n da langwigg f bootifull mahdurn
dai EVANONIAN. Oo sa undastad dat par?
Lit s reecapp. Da langwigg oo se s EVANONIAN. No
aynzhin EVANONIAN, bu mahdurn dai langwigg.
Oo undastad? Sa oo wan eye tu speaky n da Ingliss
langwigg? O! OK!
Da folo s da ntyr prezntashin zo fa n Ingliss:
"I speak to you in the language of beautiful modern
day EVANONIAN. You do understand that part? Let us
recap. The language you see is EVANONIAN. Not ancient
EVANONIAN,
but modern day language. You understand?
Do you want me to speak in the English language? Oh! Ok!
The following is the entire presentation so far in
English:"
Let's start with the pronouns.
I, me - eye
my, mine - mi
myself - mislef
you - oo
your, yours - ooz
yourself - oozlef
he - ee
she - e
his - eez
hers - ess
him - eem
her - emme
himself - eezlef
herself - eslef
we - wi
our, ours - wizz
ourself - wizlef
they - dey
their, theirs - derz
Let's move on.
You may have noticed that more than once in the
begining paragraph, you have seen the word "sa." It
doesn't translate directly into English.
It is used as a replacement for the following English
words: "do," "am," "go," and is sometimes
just used to complete a sentence.
Take the following questions:
"Oo undastad?"
That translates to: "You understand?"
"Oo sa undastad dat par?"
That translates to: "You do understand that part?"
"Sa oo wan eye tu speaky n da Ingliss langwigg?"
That translates to: "Do you want me to speak in the English language?"
Why are the first two words in these questions flipped?
The answer is simple.
If there is ONE noun, "sa" is not used.
If there are TWO nouns, "sa" must be in between the
subject and the preticate.
If there are THREE or more nouns, "sa" is put as the first word in the sentence.
"Oo (noun) undastad?" (only one noun, no "sa")
"Oo (noun) sa undastad dat par (noun)?" (two nounds,
sa in between subject and preticate)
"Sa oo (noun) wan eye (noun) tu speaky n da Ingliss
langwigg (noun)?" (three or more nouns, sa is the
first word in the sentence.
Do you understand the use of the word "sa?"
Let's move on.
Allo. Da langwigg f EVANONIAN s conzizt f berry menny
zimble verdz.
"Hello. The language of EVANONIAN is consisting of
very many simple words."
Dese zimble verdz nglood:
"These simple words include":
a (a, an, at)
s (is, so)
f (of, if)
n (in, on)
r (are)
no (no, not, now, know)
ya (yes)
da (the)
bu (but)
tu (to, too, two)
zo (so)
fa (far)
az (as)
Dere r alzoh menny udder zimble verds dat wi vill no
sa ovr a dis tim.
"There are also many other simple words that we will
not go over at this time."
LESUN UN CUNCLUD.
LESUN TU - DA NUMBRZ
1 - un
2 - tu
3 - tee
4 - fo
5 - fiv
6 - ix
7 - seva
8 - eit
9 - ni
10 - te
11 - elle
12 - twel
13 - tirt
14 - furt
15 - fixt
16 - ixt
17 - evet
18 - eixt
19 - nint
20 - tven
21 - tven-un
22 - tven-tu
23 - tven-tee
(etc.)
30 - trun
40 - frin
50 - quan
60 - ixin
70 - evan
80 - iten
90 - nian
100 - senty
101 - senty-un
(etc)
110 - senty-te
(etc)
200 - tveny
300 - teery
400 - fueny
500 - quisy
600 - ixity
700 - ivinity
800 - eiteny
900 - niniry
1,000 - unamill
2,000 - tuamill
3,000 - teamill
4,000 - foamill
5,000 - fivmill
6,000 - iximill
7,000 - sevamill
8,000 - eitamill
9,000 - ninamill
10,000 - teimill
20,000 - tvemill
30,000 - tremill
40,000 - fotmill
50,000 - quemill
60,000 - sizmill
70,000 - sevmill
80,000 - eetmill
90,000 - nynmill
100,000 - sentimille
200,000 - tvenimille
300,000 - teerimille
400,000 - fuenimille
500,000 - quisimille
600,000 - ixizimille
700,000 - evinimille
800,000 - eittimille
900,000 - ninnimille
1,000,000 - milleun
2,000,000 - tu-milleun
3,000,000 - tee-milleun
4,000,000 - fo-milleun
5,000,000 - fiv-milleun
(etc)
10,000,000 - te-milleun
(etc)
100,000,000 - senty-milleun
(etc)
1,000,000,000 - bileunre
2,000,000,000 - tu-bileunre
(etc)
10,000,000,000 - te-bileunre
(etc)
100,000,000,000 - senty-bileunre
(etc)
1,000,000,000,000 - tirelluenne
2,000,000,000,000 - tu-tirelluenne
(etc)
optionelle:
1,000,000,000,000,000 - foraquazileuen
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 - fivnentukaneune
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - ixintentauennetteun
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - evanesseterreunne
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - eitatenarettatattataiorune
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - nintarararayatamarasokiun
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - tatetuenre
LESUN TU CUNCLUD.
LESUN TEE - DA NOMES
Would you like to know how to say your name in
EVANONIAN?
Well... There is a certain process to do that.
LESUN TEE, SEKKUN UN - PIRS NOMES
In order to change your first name into your
EVANONIAN first name, you must follow this formula:
First, how many sillables is your name?
1, 2, 3, or 4 (if it is 5 or higher, the rest of the
sillables must be taken off.)
***Remember, go by your real name, not your
nickname***
LESUN TEE, SEKKUN UN, PAR UN - PIRS NOMES WIT UN SILABE (DA FURMALA)
Let's use the name Bob
Take the first vowel of the name (bOb) and change it
to the next vowel in the alphabet.
(bUb) Now take the last letter (buB) and change it to
whatever the first letter is. (buB) (in this
case, the last letter doesn't change.) Bob = Bub
Let's try another name:
Joe = Juj.
Phil = Phop.
Carl = Cerc.
Get it?
Ok.
Let's move on.
***Remember, the more the sillables, the easier the formula***
PAR TU - PIRS NOMES WIT TU SILABEZ
Let's use the name Evan.
All you must do is spell out how you wish for it to be pronounced.
Evan = Ehvihn.
Eva = Eevuh.
Yvonne = Eevahn.
Get it?
Ok.
Let' move on.
PAR TEE - PIRS NOMES WIT TEE SILABEZ
Let's use the name Miranda.
All you must do is flip the entire name around!
Miranda = Adnarim
Jonathan = Nahtanoj
Natania = Ainatan
Get it?
Ok.
Let's move on.
PAR FO - PIRS NOMES WIT FO SILABEZ
Let's use the name Elizabeth.
All you must do is take your favorite sillable, and that is your name!
Elizabeth = E, Liz, A, Beth. However, names are not
allowed to be one letter. Therefore, Elizabeth = Liz, Beth.
Alexandra = Lex, An, Dra
Get it?
Ok.
Let's move on.
LESUN TEE - SEKKUN TU - MIDEL NOMES
***Middle names follow by the same rules as first
names, however, if your name was NOT three
sillables, you must flip it around at the end.
For example:
Elizabeth = Zil, Hteb
Carl = Crec
Evan = Nhivhe
Get it?
Ok.
Let's move on.
LESUN TEE - SEKKUN TEE - LASS NOMES
Last names are sacred and shouldn't be changed much.
There are three rules:
1 - If the name has a Z in it ANYWHERE, the name is not to be changed.
2 - If there is an S (or an SS) at the end, change it with a Z (or a ZZ)
3 - If the name has no S at the end, nor any Z's, add a Z at the end.
Ross = Rozz
Goldstein = Goldsteinz
Hinnman = Hinnmanz
Cheng = Chengz
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
Let's move on.
LESUN FO - VEBRES
Verbs are very interesting in this laguage. There is
no conjucation EXCEPT FOR THE VERB "to be"
TO BE - CONJUGATED WITH SUBJECT PONOUNS
Eye sa
Oo r
Ee s
E s
Wi r
Dey r
Get it?
Ok.
Let's move on.
Other verbs are never conjugated.
Here are some simple verbs:
To speak, to say - Speaky
To walk, to run - Vlakky
See - Se
Hear - Her
Touch - Took
Taste - Tats
Smell - Snoch
Understand - Undastad
Learn - Leenus
Follow - Folo
Sa oo vil leenus berry berry menny vebres befur ed f sessin.
"You will learn very very many verbs before end of session."
LESUn FIV - PLOORLEZ
When using plurals, one can never know which letter to use.
The two pluralization letters are S and Z.
One must just get the hang of the language, and then will know whether to use S or Z.
Oo sa haz leenus mook! Eye sa sall speaky da ntyr
tink frum no n. Eye sa vil aslo speaky n da
Ingliss langwigg. Ok?
You have learned much! I shall speak the entire thing
from now on. I will also speak in the English
language. Ok?
Ok.
Let's move on.
Lit s muv n.
LESUN IX - ADJEKTIFZ
There are so many adjectives in the world!
Here are some.
Beautiful - Bootifull
Correct - Kurek
Wrong - Rung
Right - Ritta
Left - Leffa
Up - Oop
Down - Dunne
Forward - Fowwa
Backward - Bakka
Little - Litel
Big - Bigel
Good - Gudd
Bad - Badd
Alright - All vite
DIS S DA ED F TUDAI LESUN. LEENUS MOOK TUMODAI.
"This is the end of today's lesson. Learn more tomorrow."
LESUNS CONCLUD A 8`49 m 20/6/03.
Lessons cloncluded at 8:49 AM 6/20/03.
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TOORSDAI AWGOO SEVA TUAMILL-TEE (da dat - the date)
Velcum tu wizz zecund clas.
Eye m no tu speaky tu oo n enny langwigg udder den EVANONIAN.
Oo shud no enuff tu gett oo troo dis lesun.
Oo sa undastad so fa?
Gudd.
Eye vill translat zertin verdes zat oo mit no gett.
Tudai, wi shale b leenus da eesturies (history) f EVANONIA.
EVANONIA s a berry berry aynzhin kuntree.
Da aynzhin langwigg of EVANONIAN s no tu b leenus n dis lesun.
DA EESTURIES F EVANONIA VILL B LEENUS BERRY BERRY SUUN.
DERE HAZ BIN A SLIGH DELAI.
PLEES B REDDY TU LEENUS DA EESTURIES F EVANONIA NEX LESUN.
LESUNS CONCLUD 10`9 e 7/8/03.
Lessons concluded 10:09 PM 8/7/03.
