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Looks like someone knows how to follow a link....


You must think you're a pretty sharp cookie.  Well ya know what?  You are!
You're very smart!  Give yourself a pat on the back!  You deserve it.



 

You know what?  Because you are so smart I'm going to let you know what I think about hungry chipmunks.
That's right.  Hungry chipmunks.  Why? Because I think you need to know.
I also think that smart people like you should not be running around  not knowing about the dangers of a hungry chipmunk.  I mean really, what would you do if you ran into a hungry chipmunk?  Would you feed it?  You would?  Shame on you!  Upon feeding it you make the chipmunk issue more serious.  What if he tells his little chipmunk friends?  Hmmmm?  Are you going to feed all those chipmunks when they show up on your doorstep begging for food?
I sure hope not, because....
When Chipmunks get hungry they will do anything.
Well, almost anything, and that's not always a good thing.
You see, if the chipmunk has been around people a great deal before it gets hungry it becomes more courageous.
Now I said a hungry chipmunk would do anything.  I didn't really mean that.  That is called over exaggerating.
I over exaggerated to make a point.  Anywho, on to making that point.
When that chipmunk you fed realizes that you are a source of food he will promptly bring all his little friends.
Unless, of course, he's one of those shellfish chipmunks who only wants food for himself.  Even then the other chipmunks will find out and when they do, not if but when because they most certainly will, they will hunt you down and make you feed them.  What if you just don't feed them?  Oh my dear dear internet user, why you have to feed them.  They have sharp, pointy teeth that they will sink into every thing, even if it is not a source of food.  They have a search and destroy program built into them .  They search for food and destroy everything until they are satisfied.
So, my advice to you.
Don't feed the chipmunk.
Direct that hungry chipmunk to the nearest chipmunk feeding facility.



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