Hello. I'm trying to make a website because of my eternal boredom. Maybe I'll get an interesting site up soon... ha. For now I have some links to some cool sites. I'll organize later when I'm learn some more HTML...
I hate those damn ad banners. One of these days Angelfire will burn in the depths of HELL!!!
*update* I just started a "Dear Diary" page...
Links
This is the Everbox... wow. It describes the mood at the moment or the overall state of mind. And it links you to robotskull...
Good Movies
I would now like to present to you my movie script. It has no title yet, so we shall call it "Asinine Nonsense: A Film With No Name". It is a work in progress so for now, enjoy the first scene.
ASININE NONSENSE: A FILM WITH NO NAME
A script written by dukkulisur
Scene 1: Posh hotel in Beverly Hills
In walks a dirty, homeless woman. Her name is Mona. She is carrying a bottle of alcohol covered in a crumpled paper bag. She is holding on to a rotting cat. Let's call him Vinny.
Mona: Excuse me darlin'...
Cashier looks up, obviously disgusted by the sight and smell of Mona.
Cashier: May I help you with something sir?
Mona: I ain't no god damn sir, you fuckin' hussy. Now gimme a pack of cigarettes and you won't get hurt.
Cashier:Sir, er, ma'am, is there something you-
Cashier notices Vinny's rotting carcass and gags for a moment.
Cashier: That's it, I'm calling security.
Mona: Hey, what'd we do wrong?
Vinny arises from death.
Vinny: Yeah toots, what's wrong?
Cashier screams and starts to cry. Vinny laughs and Mona vomits onto the clean floor.
Vinny: Hey Mona, whadya say we get outta here and go to the zoo?
Mona finishes throwing up after 5 minutes and looks up at Vinny.
Mona: And why the fuck would we-
Mona takes 2 more minutes to relieve herself of excess vomit still clinging to the inside of her throat.
Mona: As I was saying, and why the fuck would we do that?
Vinny: I've got someone important to meet there...
END SCENE
Hola, mis amigos!!! So what did you think? I'll be adding more soon. Or maybe I might find something more productive to do with my time. But here's a spoiler for the next scene: Mona and Vinny take public transportation... watch out.
