Things I've Learned

Even the computer's reject my less-than-eloquent requests.

Things I've learned From My web page

• Yellow makes an atrocious background color.
• JPEGs are good, Bitmaps are bad.
• It's better not to know how many (or how few) people visit your web page.
• You have to DO something with your webpage. Just having one is silly.

Things I want to update

• New Background
• Moving Images
• I want MUSIC on my page
• Organizing pages better; fewer links on homepage.

Quotable Quotes (mine... or someone else's)

• If you put your foot in your mouth often enough, you develop a taste for it.
• Not all wanderers are lost.
• Knowlege is no more expensive than ignorance, and at least as satisfying.
• The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off -- Necromancer's Handbook
• Knowledge is no more expensive than ignorance and at least as satisfying
• The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your enemy.
• Never scratch your ass, and then immediately pick your nose.