"HOW CAN THE MAN WHO TOOK ON CELL, MAJIN VEGETA, AND MAGIN BUU, STILL GET HIS ASS KICKED BY HIS WIFE?" ASKED YOUNG GOTEN.
"DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR FATHER!!" SAID CHI-CHI. THEN WHAM!!! SHE HIT GOTEN WITH THE PAN.
"AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" LAUGHED GOHAN. THEN POW!!! AND ANOTHER SAIYAN BITES THE DUST.
THEN VEGETA FLEW IN CARRYING BULMA WITH URGENT NEWS. "GOOD THING I'M NEVER HOME WHEN BULMA GETS ANGRY." SAID VEGETA. THEN, ONE MORE TIME, SPLAT!!! ( WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! SAIYANS DON'T GO SPLAT!!!! STUPID CAT!!! GET OFF THE KEYBOARD!!!) "OWWW!!" WHINED VEGETA. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!"
" I DUNNO." BULMA SAID. "IT JUST SEEMED SO FUN."
"OOOOHHHHHH!!!" GOKU GROWNED, JUST REGAINING CONSCIOUNCENES.
"UH, OH, CHI-CHI." BULMA POINTED OUT. "HE'S GETTING UP." CHI-CHI LOOKED AT HER HURT HUSBAND, AND JUST AS CARELESSLY AS BEFORE, KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD.
"OH, JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED!" COMMANDED VEGETA.
" JUST PULL THE STICK OUT FROM YOUR BUTT AND BE PATIENT!" BULMA TOLD VEGETA.
" O.K. THERE'S SOME TROUBLE, YOU GUYS." THE SECOND BULMA SAID.
"TROUBLE?" THE THREE SAIYANS ROSE TO THEIR FEET."WHAT TROUBLE?" THEY ALL SAID AT THE SAME TIME. THEN CHI-CHI REACHED FOR THE PAN, BUT BULMA STOPPED HER.
"AFTER." SAID BULMA. "THEY NEED TO KNOW FIRST." UPSET THAT SHE COULDN'T HIT PEOPLE ANYMORE, CHI-CHI TURNED AND MUMBLED UNDER HER BREATH SOMETHING IN ANGER.
"I WAS LOOKING AT SOME STARS THROUGH MY TELESCOPE, THAT WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL, AND I SAW SOMETHING FLYING. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHOOTING STAR SO I MADE A WISH. I WISHED THAT I COULD HAVE A PONY, AND THAT VEGETA WOULD..."
"GET ON WITH IT!!!" EVERYONE SHOUTED.
" OKAY!!! SO I LOOKED CLOSER AND REALIZED IT WAS A SMALL SHIP THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS COMING TO EARTH. THEN VEGETA CAME IN WHINEY AND SCREAMING THAT HE FELT SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND ENORMOUS AND IT FELT LIKE GOKU." BULMA SAID.
"I SAID" VEGETA CORRECTED, "THAT IT FELT LIKE A SAIYAN YOU BI...."
"VEGETA!!!!" INTERUPTED CHI-CHI. "THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS ROOM!!!"
"D0N'T WORRY, MOM." GOTEN SAID. "I HEAR DAD SCREAM THOSE WORDS WHENEVER HE TRIES TO MAKE A BIRD HOUSE. HE SAYS STUFF LIKE @#*? AND #@&*@ AND ALSO ?@#$%&*, BUT SOMETIMES HE'LL SAY SON-OF-A-*@#$% AND YESTERDAY HE SAID @!#&$, AND LAST NIGHT HE SAID @!$#*& BUT HE USUALLY SAYS *#$%@!." EVERYONE STARED WIDE EYED AT THE YOUNG, INNOCENT, SMILLING GOTEN WHO HAD NO IDEA!
WHAT HE SAID. THERE WAS A LONG SILENCE, BUT WAS THEN BROKEN BY A LOUD SMASH OF CHI-CHI'S IRON HARD PAN HITTING INTO GOKU'S EVEN HARDER HEAD. "NEXT TIME YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT," CHI-CHI WARNED,"I'LL FORCE YOU TO EAT BRUSSEL SPROUTS FOR DINNER."
"NO, CHI-CHI," GOKU BEGGED, "ANYTHING BUT THAT. I'LL EVEN EAT SPINACH!" EVERYONE GASPED AT THE SOUND OF THE TERRIBLE WORD I DARE NOT WRITE AGAIN
. "CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY NOW?" GOHAN ASKED.
"WELL," BULMA SAID, "I USED VEGETA'S OLD SCOUTER TO SEE THIS SAIYAN'S POWER LEVEL AND IF HE WAS STRONGER THAN YOU GUYS. SO I TURN IT ON AND IT STARTED GOING UP SO HIGH, IT BLEW UP! THEN A PIECE OF IT LANDED IN VEGETAS EYE."
EVERYONE LOOKED AT VEGETA WHOSE EYE BEGAN TO TWITCH. "ANYWAY, VEGETA SAID IT WAS EVIL, SO I CALLED UP TIEN, KRILLEN AND 18 AND THEY CALLED PICCILO, TRUNKS, AND YAMCHA AND THEY'RE GONNA MEET US WHERE THE SHIP WILL LAND." REALIZING SHE NEVER TOOK A BREATH WHILE TALKING, BULMA TOOK A HUGE BREATH.
"SO LET'S GO!!!" THE Z FIGHTERS TOOK FLIGHT, DITCHING GOTEN WHO WAS IN THE KITCHEN EATING EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE.
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