Two red-necks named Cletus and Bubba were driving down a long country road drinkin beer, when up ahead they suddenly spotted a police car. Cletus turns to bubba and says, "Stick this beer label on to your forehead and do exactly as I say." The police officer gets out of his car and approaches their carand says, "Have you gentlemen been drinkin?" Cletus and Bubba point to their foreheads. "No sir, we're on the patch!"