The SEWCPO Homepage
This site is dedicated to inform about SEWCPO, or the Society to Elect Woodland Creatures for Public Office. Our main goal is to support, or if needed to, force animals into public office. Sometimes we fail, but we always try our best, and in the end, Mother Bear and Father Hawk will welcome us into them, and we will be one. Personal purifacation? Maybe, but on a much higher scale. We do it for us, and our brothers in nature.
Greatest figures in SEWCPO
- Stravinskistien the squirrel, who overcame his fears, and became dictator of the former USSR
- Thurston Houges III, current presidident of SEWCPO
- Smokey the bear, who overcame his humble beginnings and became SEWCPO's most influencial spokesperson.
- Hillary Clinton, the first female to run for president, and also, the first animal to have the courage to run for president
- Salahuzie Armozoff, the real assassin of JFK, the most disrespectful man to woodland creatures ever to have the fortune to become president
