Number one!
By Fraser "Cheese" Clark and Alex "Squeaky" Wight

This is a website, not a good one yet but we are working on it, by we I mean me, Fraser "Cheese" Clark. I am called this because I like cheese. My friend Alex "Squeaky" Wight is called this because he squeaks when he gets angry. Now sit back and enjoy the ride!

That would be a great opening but Alex thinks he doesn't squeak and he is right, but his dad thinks it is funny. Oh and there are other people too like Nick for example, but he isn't here so he'll have to wait until tuesday. These pages are where "we" can put stuff. Alex wants to put some stuff now........

Ok, this is Squeaky talking, well technicly i'm not talking, its more typing but screw that. Any who, Welcome to P.I.E! This is where me and Cheese and some other people put random things, and pretend we've made a success!

Ok back to me again. Today i downloaded ICQ, it's not a patch on MSNM but heck if you want to get me my number is 195156240.

If any of you have the brain power to read the paper (yes our targeteted people are that stupid) you may have noticed S club 7 splitting up, whop-de-do, another great loss to society, seeing how steps are gone and S club juniors will go down the pan we need something to fill that big "H" shaped void. Therefore if anyone has any musical talent e-mail a sound (or video if you have a way) to that adress below.........yup that hotmail one.

Here is a tiny little bios page that may help you learn a little bit more about us, i may put a picture on there, if you are lucky.......and say "please".