What People Are Saying About Cheese Industries Products:
"This has got to be the best-tasting pair of pants I've ever purchased online!"
---Cheese Digest, 1999 Swimsuit Issue
"I am scared...scared of the awe-inspiring brilliance that eminates from these products! Buy them!! You must all buy them!! WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING THEM??"
---Chicago Mental Patients Association Newsletter
"I don't know why all this stuff is made out of cheese...but I sure am glad it is!"
---Johnny Gouda, Atlanta Cheese Monthly
"I have seen the future...and the future is very bleak. Luckily, if you have an entire kitchen set made of cheese...you'll be just a little bit happier when the entire world inevitably meets its doom!"
---Evil Cheese Network Nightly News
"What is this stuff?? CHEESE?? I hate cheese! No...wait...I love cheese!! Thank you, Cheese Industries!!"
---Steve the Cheese Guy
"Ever since I was a little boy, I've always loved cheese...but this...this garbage this Stinkypants guy is trying to sell...I won't stand for it!! Why, I ought to...uh...hey, what's this? No! Don't hurt me! AAAAAARGH!!"
---Alan Brie, from Alan Brie Reviews Stuff, issue #24
"Before I found the wonderful Mr. Stinkypants and Cheese Industries...I was a total loser. Nobody liked me. I didn't even have a job! Now...thanks to Cheese Industries...I'm still an unemployed loser who nobody likes...but now, everything I wear is made out of cheese...and who doesn't love cheese?? I even have cheese underwear!"
---E. Z. Cheez, from Cheese Chronicles Monthly
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