FAQ

1)Why do you call the place Cannon Fodder?

• Twist: Because these fics just blow the canon of the show, let alone the fanon, away.

2)Why then do you have Cannon everywhere instead of Canon?

• Twist: Shut up.
• Sister: Quiet, you.

3)Do you two have lives?

• Twist: When you ask such a question, one wonders if it is because you yourself don't have one, and want to see one, thereby figuring out how to get your very own. So the answer is, yes, I have one, replete with rent and bills and a job I like. Be jealous.

4)I love you guys! I think you're so funny! I found a fic that is PERFECT for you guys to rag on!

• Twist: Thank you. All praise and adoration and links to suggested stories will be gratefully accepted at twistedsisterandpht@yahoo.ca, which is not an activated hyperlink because I'm coding the damn page and I don't remember how to do it.
• Sister: But, I know how to do it, so I'm editing the page to show you that you can send praise, adoration, links, suggestions, and chocolate ice cream to twistedsisterandpht@yahoo.ca

5)You guys suck! You M/Ted my fic/my friend's fic/Some girl I'm lusting after's fic and I'm gonna spout forth flaming breath! Where can I do that at?

• Twist: All flames may be sent to bill.gates@microsoft.com.
• Sister: Or they can be sent to OUR email, (Twist, you bitch!), which is twistedsisterandpht@yahoo.ca.
• Twist: All flames become the property of Cannon Fodder and are liable to end up being M/Ted.