Here, for your enjoyment are some fun pics and quotes from The Bitch and The Beefcake themselves...

Life with the two of us is a weird ass journey. Journey?? We don't fucking journey...we mosey at best...Well, at any rate, some of the stuff that comes out of our mouths is priceless. We are tearing up just thinking of some of the stuff that we say on a regular basis. Tearing up, guys, tearing up, I tell ya!! This stuff is great...Well, at least we think it is funny.


"Maybe it's not the belt...Maybe I really have a ghetto booty...??"

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet our lovely neighbor...her mom, half of our landlord duo, used to work with us. Keep in mind, she is afraid of midgets...don't come too close if you are under 5'.

This, my friends, is Poopasaurus Rex. In case you were wondering what she is doing...she is cleaing up dog poopies...duh...

Well, today we out did ourselves. Poopasaurus Rex's parents left and we were left to see that she got in the house and cleaned up poopies again. We took telling her to do it to another level. See for yourselves. :)




Poopasaurus and her friend were not too excited to see this.

Random Bitch Quotes:

(Talking about washing her car.) "Elani just looks so hot when she is clean. I don't know, it's something about the black. She is hot."

Random Beefcake Quotes: