So, you want to know what goes on in our day to day lives, huh? Well, what a seat gripper we don't have for you...:)
April 12, 2003
Tonight we attended a 16th birthday party for the neighbor. We sat in the kitchen with the adults while all of the children got all hooched out for Midnight Bowling. It made us feel soo fucking old. The music was nasty, the clothes the girls were wearing...I believe there is more material in a bandana...I also believe that the glitter deficeit was in connection with the hooching up they were doing...it was horrendous!!
April 20, 2003
Beefcake here. I am in my own personal hell. Yeah...that's right...personal hell. Family get togethers are my personal hell. There is no possible way to aviod my aunt's constant bickering and picking. I walked in the door and it started. Of course, I get up, leave the room, get online, and bitch to the minimal number of visitors this website will draw. :) Washing hands is a big thing with her...I walked in the door..."Are you going to wash your hands??" I just walked in the door for crying out loud!! They can't be dirtier than they normally are!!
So, the Beefcake is a giant asshole. This, I am sure you have figured out, but I will add ammo to this theory. :) Last night, I went to dinner with my parents and they had my car. Supposedly the connectors on my battery were shot...anyhow...My mom picked me up and took me home to get Bessie. I took my spare keys, not thinking. Like I think any other time in my life...So, around 9:30 I come home. Thinking I have my keys, I get out and go to the door. Alas, I do not have my normal keys with the house key on it. I have my spare keys which have my two car's keys and that is it. So, being the asshole that I am, I get back in my car and drive back to my parent's house. When, I should have knocked on the door...someone would have come to my rescue, I am sure. So, this morning, I get up bright and early...my parent's house has that effect on me...Who knew?? After getting up, I went to Wegmans...for a little grocery action, and then to wash my car. After giving Bessie her bath, I decided I would see if the Bitch was up yet. I drove home and parked across the street in the skeezy bar parking lot. I didn't see much action going on in the house. So, I got out my Armor All Wipes and cleaned the inside of my car. Tom came out the door, and I threw my stuff on the ground and booked it for the door. All the while yelling, "TOM!! I NEED TO GET IN THE HOUSE!! NO!! DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!!" He laughed and wondered why I needed him to let me in when the Bitch was standing in the door laughing at me. Thus, the Beefcake felt like an asshole again!! :) That's pretty par for the course, though!! :)
May 10, 2003
Tonight, we went to the Surf Club in Bemus Point to see two bands, Durafain and Stigma...not The Cats...contrary to the belief of the uptight summer-people types at the next table who just couldn't handle that it was a misprint. So, we went to see Durafain because we know a kid in the band, Marvin. He's 20 years old and married. Everybody in the band was married! =( The one guy, Brandon Hicks was hot, but married. They all look like they're 20, but apparently this is a misconception on the part of the Bitch and the Beefcake, and one of them is actually 28. Who'd've thunk it? But, the cute one, he's like 22. What the fuck's up with that. Anyway, they're a kind of Weezeresque band and they're pretty good. Then we stayed for Stigma, classmates of the Beefcake's at good old Frewsburg. There's a pretty cute guy in that one, too, named Dave. We're going to begin stalking him tomorrow. Anywho, it was fucking hilarious because they're playing this kinda hardcore stuff, some originals and covers of bands like Tool, and there's these overweight middle age woman all dancing. But not just dancing, grinding and pumping their pelvises. They covered Hash Pipe by Weezer and these women were all grinding and the Bitch said that if Rivers was dead, he'd be roling over in his grave. The Bitch also had a fantastic quotable quote which neither of us can remember at the moment, but if it comes back to us, it'll be posted here. You read it first, afterall. And, in case you ever wondered, Long Island Iced Tea's are $5 at the Surf Club, it's worth it when a beer is like $2.50. Hot tip from the Bitch.
June 1, 2003
Well, kids, sorry about the wait...but the Bitch and the Beefcake have been a little busy lately. Doing what? I am not sure...we really don't have lives. :) I did however, wander over to Yesterday's with the Bitch a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks prior, I had turned 21. The Bitch was up at the bar getting a drink and I was standing there doing nothing, just looking around. The bartender asked her if I was 21. This was the converstaion that followed.
Cunt Bartender: Does she have ID?
Bitch: I don't know. *Turns to me* Hey, did you bring your ID?
Me: Yeah
Cunt Bartender: Can I see it?
Me: *Totally pissed off at this point* Sure. *I walk over there, chuck my ID on the counter and give her a look.*
Cunt Bartender: Well, you look pretty young, cupcake.
At that point, the bar erupts with laughter...Cupcake...BITCH...:) Yeah, that was my experience at Yesterday's. Not the best thing ever...but whatever...:)
