- My Cheese Hurts
- Ed is a sex emu...and hes gay too
- Steve is a sex llama
- Kata is a ghetto horse
- Becca makes a sailor sound like a 12 year old girl
- Elise is Brittany Spears
- Kata hates Jason
- Jason hates Kata
- Beware of the Skippy
- We are all fr33ks
- Everyone must have a pseudo name
- All the barenaked ladies are gay
- Lar is allowed to and is required to randomly
tickle and poke people as well as lick.
- Kata, Elise, and Sandra STILL have my rent-a-eds!
GIVE HIM BACK!!!
- Becca will probaly have the rent-a-kev FOREVER
- The diddle song is the unofficial chatroom anthem
- When all else fails do the diddle dance!
- Everyone loves tote bags
- The room should come with an automated warning.
- Becca is the queen of typos. She has in fact made a new language
with her typos.
- Becca wants to hide in Jim's ass case....cause Jim's
ass is so big
- People get inside other people's brains all the
- AIM IS COMMUNIST
- Elise is elsie, jello is ollej and becca and kata
are just uh..
- qvc is the devil
- Dont get becca started on kev.
- We have a BNL Chat hot tub, but you have to be
naked and invited by becca or elise to sit in it.
- Jason is not allowed in the hot tub
- Becca is obsessed with her BNL sims and getting them to perform gay acts
- Lar has been taken over by monopoly
- The singalong wheel is holy...no matter what Kata
- Becca is Bexxa, according to Jason
- umm, are we supposed to talk about BNL?
- We like to droll
- we have Jason and jason. capitolization is everything
- Grills get stepped on regularly
- This place is infested with ghetto racoons
- The 'aim regulars' are...well, irregular.
- We are all pron stars with our own websites.
- Sandy has an endless list of screenames. As does Becca.
- Someone dies every two minutes.
- Kevin (bnlgeek) is quiet. Becca likes to provoke the quiet ones...
- Becca is NOT the "other Becca"
- When trying to get LR tickets...everyone is everyone else's best
friend,and we arn't afraid of giving out our credit card numbers in IMs to
people we never met.
- Jello is a turkish texan
- Alicia is Lushious Lisha
- Dana loves her new car
- Ernie...my hand is purple, I can't go to the beach
- we talk about sex more than we talk about BNL
- John likes to provoke people...so does Jason. DO NOT LET THEIR
- Amy is the barenaked grandma at a whopin' 26
- Becca feels old....but she never acts her age.
- Kata likes to record random acoustic rap songs for becca
- Improv is our best freind
- umm...what are we talking about again?
- WAY too much information is shared on a regular basis
- If you don't chat for 3 days, we think you are dead.
- Shep and Lar are lovers
- Nick looks like Matt Damon. no matter what he says...he does.
- There are too many ppl with 'lover' in their screen name!!
- People steal other people's fonts and then confuse the chat room.
- Bigamy is very popular.
- Everyone is everyone's wife or husband by some far relation.
- Lar is Jello's father, lover, child and head inhabitant.
- Jello and Kata are Becca's children. Jared and Lar are her lovers...at least
according to the soap.
- Everyone is the godfather's children
- Jello lives in the timezone of hell.
- Kata is the inhouse rock star
- Lar is the inhouse pimp
- Shep is the speedo god
- Becca is the inhouse ho
- Elise's last name is a sexual act.
- We all love british slang
- Amy and Mcbecca are dirty brits.
- Amanda is god.
- Elise likes to eat knees.
- You can't spell naked without Ed.
- You know you've been in the chatroom for too long when you have at least
20 names and you know everyone's 20 names.
- We are a mafia.
- Jello often gets power hungry.
- Slint is holy.
- Kata is the slint god.
- Elise is the slint nazi. When she is of absence Jello takes her spot proudly.
- We have 2 Maggies, 2 Beccas, 2 Amys, 2 Katies, and 3 Saras. Where's YOUR evil
- When in confusion go in Kata's confusion corner, but touch her guitar and she
will saw your arm off.
- We are all really BNL members.
- Jello is a fredophile and a mandophile.
- The "H" is silent.
- Helena and Sandra are Canedians
- They met Ed.
- Rachel and Leanna are students of the Steven Page School of Dance.
- Everyone eventually drag their life friends to the room.
- We are not allowed to have lives.
- Kata is not allowed to be 100 miles close to an animal.
- Kata's pets are always either cannibalistic, schizophrenic, incestious, gay or mentally retarded.
- Sandy and Grace are Ed and Steve and love doing the One Week dance.
- Underlined words are not always links.
- Sandy greets people she REALLY likes with a .... which is quite often.
- Ed is built like Amanda.
- 90% of the time someone says something funny Sandy has food or drink in her mouth that end up out of her mouth.
- Bill is occasionally a poodle