Eddie the Sex Emu by Elise Rogers, Kata Stack, and J. Jello
due to a certain "accident" we are not at liberty to discuss, our memmory has been wiped and some lyrics are missing. feel free to add your own in the space known as "something". thank you.
Eddie the sex-emu
Had some very shiny pants (they were pleather!)
And if you ever saw them
something something something something
All of the other ladies
Were jealous of his big "guitar"
They never let dear Eddie
something something something something
Then one gleaming April eve
Jello came to say:
"Eddie with your eyes so bright,
Won't you 'sing' with me tonight?"
Then all the other lawn gnomes
Ripped his clothes off with their teeth
If they only knew poor Eddie
Was really gay.
The end.
disclaimer: no emus, lawn gnomes, "guitars", pants, clothes, jello's, or eddies (yet) were harmed in the making of this song. we also have no inside information of anybody's sexual preference, nor is it our business. unless it's miss cleo...
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