Don La Maison
Elise D. Rogers was born in the lovely town of Kissimme, Florida (the only town with 3 double letters in the state) on June 16, 1986. Although, many of you may not recognize her name, this child is the same and one as Elsie, Esile and any similar typos. Since no one in the chat is ever coherent enough to type correctly she has learned to accept any form of her name. Elise was raised and currently resides in the slightly less lovely town of St. Cloud, Florida, home of crackers, rednecks, and cheap hotels for Disney World tourists. Although in the meanwhile it doesn't look very promising, she hopes to one day get the "fuck out of St. Cloud", go to college, get fit, and get a nice career in some section of the music business. Eventually she would like to marry a moderately-attractive man who shares her love of The X-Files, BNL, Chinese food, and getting caught in the rain. That man is otherwise known as Ed Robertson. But, as neither he or his wife know it yet please keep the secret. Upon marrying this "moderatley-attractive man" she would like to move to a a moderately-nice house in the suburbs of Toronto, and live out a moderately-exciting life. Quite the American dream, isn't it?
Although she can't say when she first heard of BNL, she has been a fan since mid-1999 when her dad downloaded the mp3s of Stunt off Napster (otherwise known as the devil's tool). Her obsession began in September of 2000 with the hearing of "What A Good Boy" on Rock Spectacle, subsequently seeing them in concert a month later, and 2 months after that, joining the insanity that is the Barenaked.net community. Elise, having no real friends either on or offline, one day decided to post a plea on the bulletine board regarding a chatroom on AIM. She was indeed the holy and sacred founding mother of the mafia.
Her mafia name, Britknee, came from that fact that a picture taken of me at my first BNL concert, later used on barenakedbliss.net, caused her to be confused with Britney Spears. Few people know that Britney is in fact an evil clone of Elise...or was it vice versa? The "knee" part came from the fact that we were looking for her to have a special mafia-like fight maneuver, such as the breaking of the knee-caps with a lead pipe. But, as it is the BNL Chat room, and there can not be more than 1 minute between sexual innuendos, or literal sexual acts and pron she instead would bite peoples knees. The rest is history. Her don name, Don La Maison was a poor attempt at comedy. We can all tell Elise will not be the next stand-up wonder.
In her free time Elise works to get rid of her Southern belle accent. She also sells her knee biting services at Disney World to those who threaten Mickey's life, and often wrestles alligator when in season. When she's not doing that she's teaching classes on how to get your geek on. As IF we don't already know!