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On August 28th, 1979 a ho was born. Rebecca Jane "St. Clair" Slominsky made her way to the world at the Brookdale University Hospital in Brooklyn, NY. After a brief stint in Brooklyn, 6-month-old becca convinced her parents to move to Hightstown, NJ. You can see here she's had mafia connections from a very young age. Those years were spent largly by passing notes to her best friend in church.

When Becca was 16 or 17, she can't remember which due to that terrible "accident", she was watching an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. This fact, an "accident" of its own was a result of her undying and uncompromising love for Tori Spelling. Don't we all love her? There, at the fictional Peach Pitt she saw this band perform for hte first time. "WHO WAS THIS AWESOME BAND??" Becca thought. She would soon found out from Nettwerk, that it was indeed the same band that performed God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen with Sarah McLachlan, Barenaked Ladies. She immidiatley went out and purchased everything available. After long deaths of wanting to see this band live, she got her wish at HORDE 1998. Not only was she going to see her favourite "local band", Blues Travelers, but her very own naked ladies would be performing there as well. She had of course blast, because who doesn't have a blast with 5 naked ladies? Becca has been traveling all over the east coast ever since to follow them around, joining many bulletin boards, newsgroups and email lists about the band.

Having had much success with establishing FTE Chat with Sarah McLachlan fans, Becca casually suggested BNL Chat to some of her online friends. Chats started out small, with 5-6 people at the most, and they have since grown to be as many as 20 at a time! That was the birth of the infamous mafia. When the mafia started, Becca was asked to join, and to become a don, her being one of the founding fathers of this group of mentals. She was named Don Ho after being declared the official chatroom ho. Becca would shamelessly flirt, hump, shag and touch anything in the chat, whether male, female or guitar. Thus, she was dubbed Don Ho. Her hit-man name St. Clair is a result of her middle name "Jane". Ironically her blue-green eyes do match the burnt sienna in her locks.

When this hoey don isnt performing her mafia duties or ljing, she can be seen downloading lots of folk music, reading weird books giving to her by her evil amish-looking boyfriend, spending time with her boyfriend, dave, beading, or scrapbooking. When she's not doing that she's comfortably fitting 6 people into a 4-people bug, or fitting 8 people into a 4 people hotel room. Let's just say she knows how to pack them in. She also makes sure to avoid amish drive-by shootings (klump klump klump) and save hurting cheese everywhere. My cheese hurts.



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