The Wonderful World That Comes Out Of Jo's Mouth

Our friend Jo's lovely lass but unfortunately she tends to talk before engaging the brain. Here are some of the best things to have passed her lips:

She said that???!!!

RE a reference to hair as 'the fuzz' said Jo: "isn't that a TV character?" subsequently turned out to be 'the fonz'
At a party.... said jo: "what's that on the screen?" reply: "ummmm errrrrr" Says Jo "Oooh porn! Let me see!"
When attempting to ring radio one the phone was dropped, leading to her requesting "a life less ordinary by ash" from the emergency services
"I don't get it.... is gay sex like swordfighting?"

I want to go to....