Quotes on Guys.

P.S. Most of these are very sexist and mean. I don't think like this much, only when I'm P.M.S, or in a really bad mood, or both. So sorry to all guys, I luv ya all really!! xxx

No man is worth your tears and the one who is, will never make you cry.

Before you meet the handsome prince, you have to kiss a helluva lot of toads.

If they can put a man on the moon they should be able to put them all up there.

Go for younger men they never mature anyway.

He's a like parking ticket coz he's got FINE written all over him.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys

Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

Boys will be boys, but so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to be one.

There are four stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus: he looks like Santa Claus.

God made rivers, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.

Men are like place mats; they only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like public toilets they're either engaged, vacant, don’t work or full of sh*t.

Men are like fish neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are always wrong.

Men are like department stores their clothes should always be half off.

Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.

Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are either handicapped or too small!!!

Men are like dogs. If they can't eat it or screw it, then they just piss on it.

Men are like chocolate mousse. It's nice to have but who needs it?

Men are like pets. Every girl should own one.

Men are like a deck of cards. You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to batter them, and a Spade to bury the b*stards.

Men are like alcohol. They're guaranteed to f*ck with your head and make you feel like hell in the morning.

Men are like sperm. They've got a one-in-a-million chance of becoming human beings.

Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Guys are like slinkies, they’re not good for much but it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long they will last.

Guys are like roller coasters; they either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life.

Guys are like beanie babies - they’re cheap, their heads are full of stuffing, and the really cute ones are hard to find!

Men are like hammers, they haven't evolved much in the past 5,000 years, but they're useful to have around.

If guys got a period, they would brag about the size of their tampons!

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Women don’t make fools of men most of them r the DIY types.

Coffee, chocolate, men...some things are just better rich.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute forget the fruit!

Boys know how to break your heart, but men know how to pick up the pieces.

Men have a brain and a penis; but only blood enough for one at a time.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

The best way to a man's heart is straight through his chest with a sharp knife.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind. No business.

Why did God create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Men: you can't live with them. You don't have to.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything. -- Coco Channel

I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on women.

Macho does not prove mucho. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in dragons, faeries, good men, unicorns, and other fantasy creatures.

Can't live with them, can't kill them, life's just not fair. Don't retaliate, it shows that you care.

Men need women more than women need men; and so, aware of this fact, man has sought to keep woman dependent upon him economically as the only method open to him of making himself necessary to her.

Men have a low threshold for distraction. They are delicate. They are made nervous by having to do more than one thing at a time. They feel frazzled and angry if they have to answer three phone calls, and have a hard time settling back to work after the trauma. Women, on the other hand, develop the skill of doing many things at once. They tuck the phone in between their shoulders and their ears, hold a baby on one hip, stir a pot on the stove, all the while thinking about an idea for a story. They don't think it's unfair to have to do this. They think it's normal. -- Barbara Crafton

[Men say:] "Don't you know that we are your natural protectors?" But what is a woman afraid of on a lonely road after dark? The bears and wolves are all gone; there is nothing to be afraid of now but our natural protectors. -- Frances A. Griffin

Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was women's work.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn't mean she can't have fun with all the wrong ones.

MEN-tal Anxiety, MEN-opause, MEN-tal Breakdown. Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

Boys are immature, guys are jerks, men are rare.

If God had wanted women to chase men, he would have made the men worth catching.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing water to a tree for instance.

Men are stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.

The perfect man is like the Loch Ness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him!

Women are crazy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.

The more guys I meet, the more I like snakes.

Women prefer the simple things in life...like men.

Boys will be boys but one day all girls will be women.