Faster than a stream of urine
More powerful than a drunken bowler
Able to drink large kegs in a single pound
Look...up at the Bar
it's a lush...
it's a drunk...
It's BEERBRUTE
By day...a mild mannered fork lift driver
but beware at day's end he becomes...
the Agent of Ale
the Baron of Beer
THE MAN OF SUDS
coming soon to a bar stool near you
Must almost be of drinking age to enter
A sense of humour is required to enter
No animals were hurt while creating the bar, however many kegs of beer were killed.