Pick-up lines

Here is a wonderful list of useful things needed for every day life. J/K! Anyhoo, please use these pick-up lines at your own risk, I am not responsible if u get slapped for using any of these! Have a nice day!

Pick-up Lines

• I've fallen for u like a blind rooster.
• I can get you in a sticky situation.
• I just had a near death experience-my heart stopped when I saw you.
• With buns like those you must be the main course.
• Hello my name is Bill Clinton. (Hey it worked for him!)
• I'll never know if it is truly impossible to stop thinking about you because I'll never try!
• WOW you look even better when I'm not drunk!
• Ca you open your eyes a little bit more? I want to get a better view of paradise.
• I'm majoring in female pleasure-want to be my thesis
• What's your name? I want to know what I'll be saying in my sleep tonite.
• Excuse me miss, I'm going to have to ask u to leave, you're making all the other women in here look bad.
• You're hotter than two rats making whoppee in a wool sock in the middle of July!
• I'll make you a deal:I'll buy you the next drink if you promise not to hog all the covers.
• My name is_____ but you can call me anytime.
• I've made my list, I've checked it twice, as long as you're naughty, it's gonna
• I dropped a speck of dust in the atmosphere. The day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
• Some people are great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. If I told you that you were great would you thrust yourself upon me?
• Hey, wanna taste my lip gloss?
• You know what they say about big feet!
• Y do I have a pierced tongue? U'll soon find out.
• Hi, are you gay?
• My bed needs a tune-up.
• Do u sleep on you stomach? Can I?
• Fat Penguin-there I said something to break the ice.

• You've been a naughty boy! Go to my room!!
• I'm really good in bed...I can sleep for days!
• You must be a visa card, 'cause your everywhere I wanna be!
• If I bring my own cornflakes, can I have breakfast with you in the morning?
• Hold on, I'm gonna need more beer for this one...
• Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Are you talking to me? No? Well, start.
• Is it nighttime? Because I see a star.
• Have you noticed how cute I am today?
• Wanna go out sometime? I'm sure my parole officer won't mind as long as I'm back
• Wouldn't our names would look great together on a hotel room bill?
• Your body is like onions -- it brings tears to my eyes.
• You know, I'm a nice guy, so I'm gonna let you let me take you out to dinner.
• See this piece of gum in my mouth? If you play your cards right, it can be yours
• What's cookin', good lookin'?
• Hey, sexy thing, I can't keep my hands off you when you're within touching
• Honey, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
• For use on a hot cashier: I think we should switch places because I'm the one
• That's a nice shirt/dress. It would look even nicer wrapped up in a ball next to
• If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be walikng thru my
• Will you shimmy for a minute if I give you a dollar?
• Cupid caled -- he told me to tell you that he wants my heart back.
• I didn't wear flavored lip gloss for nothing!
• Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated, so kiss me, baby... I'm vaccinated!

• Sex isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is "yes."
• Pick me, pick me!!
• Are you Greek? No? I thought ALL goddesses were Greek!
• Should I break it to your friend that he's going home alone?
• I may not be Beyonce, but I sure am Bootylicious!!
• I feel like Richard Gere,'cause I'm standing next to a pretty woman.
• Baby, if you don't go out with me I'm gonna kill myself. Don't you want to save
• And on the 7th day, he made you.
• Release the hounds -- I've found a fox!
• See that person over there? They were too shy to ask you if I was cute.
• I see you have hair. I have hair too.
• Was that your butt? Oh, sorry. I thought I saw a bug.
• You: Do you have a twin? Them: No You: You mean God made something that
• I wish you were one of those Hawaiian girls that danced on the dashboard. Then I
• Don't think of me as fat. Just think as me of more to love.
• So, how 'bout them lawn gnomes?
• I'm a drummer.
• May I boldly go where no man has gone before?
• High "C"'s are remarkably sexy. Let's see if I can make you hit one.
• Do you know the Muffin Man?
• Can I borrow that bra you're wearing?
• Hey, you look bored. Wanna give me a massage?
• My name is ____ ... that's so you know what to scream.
• Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.