MANSACK
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Mastacsg: LOL!!!!!
Mastacsg: It's wierd.  That's the first time I've ever gotten a solid blow to the testicles like that.
Mastacsg: It's more panic than pain.
Tony: csg: wassup dawg!
me: what the F*** happened to you?!
Mastacsg: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  MY nuts!!!!!!"
Tony: HHAHA did you really get it in the nuts?  i've been told the pain can be blinding.
Mastacsg: Actually it was slightly behind the nuts, so not so bad.
Mastacsg: It certainly wasn't blinding pain... you're just worried... you know... cuz it's your nuts.
Mastacsg: I spend the rest of the night wondering if my nuts are okay.
Mastacsg: How are my nuts?  Are my nuts still functional?  How badly did he hurt my nuts?
Tony: eddie, my nuts... oh my nuts...
Mastacsg: why didn't it hurt more?  Ist ath bad.
Mastacsg: Hahahahaha.
Tony: go, go urinate!  you can still urinate right?
Mastacsg: Yes.
Mastacsg: Yes I can.
Tony: *finger bridge* excellent.
Mastacsg: If I took the guy to court, would I still call my nuts, nuts??
Mastacsg: Or would I have to call them testicles.
Mastacsg: ?
Tony: testicles, probably.
Mastacsg: Stinkin' queero kneeing me in the nuts.
Tony: or just keep changing it everytime.  nuts, mansack, etc...
Mastacsg: Hahahahaha.
Mastacsg: find as many synonyms as possible.
Tony: haha and make sure it's a female judge....
Mastacsg: "So then Yin and Yang get a taste of this queero's knee, I yell out, "NO!  My nuts...."
Mastacsg: female judges don't care.
Mastacsg: They don't understand.
Mastacsg: There's no female equivalent to nuts.
Tony: why is this turning into a movie starring dave chappelle.
Mastacsg: Nuts is nature's way of making human's vulnerable.
Mastacsg: cuz dave would probably make the word nuts sound funnier than it should.
Tony: true... a male judge would sympathize with during the sidebars...
 
... c'mon judge, you know what i'm talking about...
Mastacsg: Yeah, then he nods.
Mastacsg: "The sentence is... immediate execution."
Mastacsg: Why would nature evolve such a vulnerable organ.
Mastacsg: You think they would develop some form of natural jockstrap.  Some form of carapace.
Mastacsg: It's the most important function of an animal is to reproduce.
Tony: haha i actually saw a news item on discovery channel on that very question.
Mastacsg: Really?
Mastacsg: Why nuts don't have a carapace?
Tony: yup.  i love discovery channel.
Mastacsg: You're kidding me????????/
Mastacsg: Today on discovery... Man nuts!!!!!!
Tony: haha someone asked why nuts hurt so much... seriously
Mastacsg: so why?
Mastacsg: I know they have to be kept at a lower temperature thanthe body.
Tony: as a fetus, your nuts start off developing inside your body.  and naturally 'grow out' as you develop.
Tony: seriously.
Mastacsg: They didn't give an evolutionary reason?
Tony: that's why they're so sensitive.
Mastacsg: Meta humans will have some form of man sack carapace.. you'll see.
Tony: nah, just an explanation.  probably to protect that organ when you're so vulnerable as a fetus.
Mastacsg: Nuts are nuts... fetus nuts can't be much more vulnerable than man nuts.
Mastacsg: LOL!!!!!
Tony: well a fetus can't defend itself... so tuck that garbage in!
Tony: and as an adult, your partner was trying to tuck it in for you.
 
so really, you should thank him.
Mastacsg: And it was just like a tv show.
Mastacsg: Thud!!!!
Mastacsg: Then I stop to react.  "AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Tony: HAHAHA so you took it like a man?
Mastacsg: Yeah, it was quite manly.
Mastacsg: Lots of crotch grabbing and screaming.
Mastacsg: "AAAAAAAAaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Mastacsg: Queero says, "Are you okay?"
Tony: HAHAHAHAH
Mastacsg: "I know you won't understand, but what you just did to me, really hurts.  You see, adult males have what's called a man sack..."
Tony: queero didn't know?
Mastacsg: Apparently not.
Mastacsg: Why would he ask if I'm okay?
Mastacsg: He would have said, "Oh no!!!!  You're nuts!!!!"
Mastacsg: I mean... Your nuts.
Mastacsg: Oh no, I just kneed an innocent in the nuts, I don't deserve life.
Mastacsg: You know you're right when you say we should post some of these convos online.
Tony: haha yah... these are great.