The Seven Days of Christmas by antsy



On the FIRST day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... a plush toy monkey!

He prefers the name Nigel, actually. Nigel the half-simian! haha well, ok... forget the title. He fits quite well with Lucie, the Telus pig my dad got in the mail. errr... don't know why you chose a monkey, mont mont. HMMM...


On the SECOND day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... a headset for errr... cordless telephony!

I guessed this one... really.  Except I didn't tell anyone.  *hangs head*  This will definitely be put to good use.  *finger bridge*  haha the card in any case, is hilarious.  Especially the troll pic... oh, how I love the troll pic.  The M&Ms are mysteriously MIA... *rubs tummy*

On the THIRD day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... 32g of pure sugar disguised as candy!

*smirk*  You have been spared a closeup of the name of candies.  HAHA this will also be put to good use during study term - cramming fuel.  monty...........  tell me you didn't scour the city of Toronto looking for these???

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... sour mints capped with the face of Burnsy!

haha the letter smells like watermelon! Mmmm... scented IBM stationary. haha more candy! Although after something sweet, monty gives me something sour... *slaps forehead* Yes, she's definitely Chinese. *smirk* But way to go Mom - she thought it was a box of pencils... *sigh*

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... *nervous laugh* this web page seemed like a good idea until now... ;)

haha vouchers for monty's visits to Montreal and Ottawa! And now off to the photocopier I go. *smirk*

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... movie passes - who should I take with me? :P

*grin* Movies. MY pick. *finger bridge* I've already seen Return of the King twice now, but I've only seen The Shining once. HMMM... so it's decided, right? As long as we don't miss the Habs-Laffs game. I mean, the Habs-Leafs game.......... Yah right.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, monty gave to me...
... what I want the most - monty's back!... for me? ;)

The funny thing is... I was going to write a blurb about monty coming back today, regardless of the gift. REALLY! *sigh* haha and just for the record, I thought the blue thing was supposed to be origami. *slaps forehead*

two movie passes,
two *cough* vouchers,
MANY sour mints,
32 grams of sugar,
unlimited future phone calls,
... and a plush toy monkey!