Ask Pokey is (sorta) a part of Insane Hamster Cult
 
 
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Pokey is a very smart piggy. He was born 12 years before the beginnning of time, and enjoyed playing with the fates of galaxies as so many marbles up until lthe fall of 2002 when he was approached by one Lord Abbysiadramon of Insane Hamster Cult to do a weekly article in which he answered the questions of mortal beings.

He said yes on a whim. After all, intergalactic chess with a giant squirrel from hell had gotten boring after a while.

He now continues his quest to answer the questions of mortals, even today. If you want to ask Pokey a question, just email it to him at askpokey(at)hotmail(dot)com. He looks forward to hearing from you, even though he already knows the question you will ask.

He's that smart.

If you want to link to pokey, you can use this nifty button thingy: 
I assume that you know how to use it. If you don't, well, then, you suck.
 



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