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Pokey started out as a weekly article in IHC, way back in 2002. Obviously, this means that he has accumulated quite a bit of email throughout time. Here are the archives:

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"Ask Pokey" and all related personalities, characters, code, questions, monkeys, concepts, fish, jokes, planets and evil piggies are all copyright (c) Andy Schwem and Mr. Moo productions. Steal our shit and die, punks. And that isn't like an idle threat or anything, either. I will literelly track you down and kill you. Maybe tommorow, maybe the next day. Maybe twenty years from now, but one day when you don't expect it you'll come home from a long day working at Burger Palace and you'll walk to the bathroom in the dark, not bothering to turn on the lights. Then you'll look in the dirty mirror over your sink and in the reflection, standing behind you, will be me, holding a large butcher knife. You'll have just enough time to gasp in horror before I plunge th knife into your back, silencing your theiving self forever. That'll teach ya.