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December 2003
New Month! Remember to send those questions to askpokey@hotmail.com.
Newest questions on top, older ones on the bottom.
December Questions:
food?
~Donna
Starcraft.
green.
Yes!
blue?
TURNIPS!
Arn't you the pig that bites peoples
heads off in the create-your-own-idiotic-adventure?
Uh.. No. Of course not. That’s just
silly. Why would I eat the heads of people?
If so, how do they taste?
Certainly not like pretzels covered
in caramel.
How bored are you?
Very.
How many people run the insane hamster
cult site?
That’s more of a question for Abbysiadramon,
the admin of said site. He’s made it quite clear in the past that all questions
are to go to him at abbysiadramon@hotmail.com
What happened to the Pinky comics?
Again… Not a question for me. But
Abbysiadramon agrees with me that they sucked too much to stay on the site.
Especially after a couple of annoying girls kept bugging him to update
it.
1) Why is my foot in pain? It just
started hurting while I was surfing the internet.
Did you do this to me great lord
Pokey? If so, why? If not, then who is making me feel pain?!
~Isa, (AKA Master Tamer)
Chances are, whenever someone feels
pain through the Internet, it is Zamadoor, the magical Internet monkey
who is doing it. This is not the case for you, however. You hit it
against a table earlier and didn’t notice, and your primitive nervous system
didn’t register the pain until later when you just happened to be surfing
the Internet.
2) Why is my telecom teacher crazy?
Actually, he’s crazy for no reason,
just like all the rest of you, who are trying to steal my magic cheese.
You see, I’m the only sane one! And you’ll never get my magic cheese, because
It’s mine! MIIIIINE!!!
Dear Pokey,
This Morning i was combing my hiar
and o realized it was very long and
i was wondering what i should do.
~Abam
Kill yourself. That won’t solve
your problem, but it’ll solve my problem.
Why does this 'RBN' person think
you want to delete him/her?
~Dr. Norman Fidius Sane
She’s an idiotic little girl named
Cassie who has nothing better to think. Well, that's what abbysiadramon
says, anyway. Personally, I think it's just because she's paranoid.
Does normal actually exist?
And if it does exactly what is normal?
If normal is anything, it is me,
but since normal is really relative, you could be normal, Abam could be
normal, RBN could be normal, and so could George Bush Jr. But that’s stretching
it a bit. (Ha-ha! I’m surely on the cutting edge of satirical humor now!)
How big is the universe?
Thirty feet bigger then infinity.
Really?
What do you think?
Are you sure?
Of course I am. I’m the smartest
fucking being in the universe, how could I be wrong?
What is your favorite food?
Puppies.
My friend told me that earth will
be destroyed in the year 5574 by
something called "the cosmic fork".
Is he telling the truth?
Nope. In the end, I kick the cosmic
fork's ass back to the french countryside. It's really cool. I have this
weird flaming sword and everything.
The Scourge who destroyed Z-Land
and killed the Z-Landers, where are they now? Tell me so I
can go and eradicate them.
The scourge would kick your sorry
bald ass, Dr. Bald. If you must know, however, they’re 5,608,673 light
years to the left of here, you bald, bald freak.
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