Newsflash! Today (13th November 2004) at four o clock, a mans phone rang. To his horror, the person on the phone was his wife, telling him she was about to kill herself. He rushed to the supposed "suicide" scene, where he found his lover dead. His wife, now in Spain, had known that he was having a love affair and had killed his lover. Upset and enraged at this double disaster, saught refuge in the local church, where he is now an undercover priest. yesh