The New Bethleham Mullet

The Basics

The History... I went with some friends to a small town bar. I couldn't help but notice all the native mullets there, not that they didn't notice me ( I really really stuck out in my spikey collar and baggy jeans.) The bartender couldn't make a decent Long Island Ice Tea to save his soul; but the company was good and we all had loads of family friendly fun. I vowed on my return I would bring my digital camara...

The New Bethleham Mullet

In today's mullet-hating world, they have expanded their territory, a feat almost never heard of. Most of the mullets are of the shorter and less severe top to bottom ratio. They are praticers of the "poof" technique. This is were the mullet is lifted from its normal laypoint and elevated to raise the scare-factor of the Non-Mulleted.
Observe this Poof Mullet:

This is a prime example. The hair is lifted and fluffed, making this She-Mullet appear most ferocious.
But do not be alarmed... They are quit nice. :)

A variation on this breed is the Curl Mullet. They are a gregarious bunch, flitting from one clan to another.


There were also these mullets.. I didn't get to meet them but I was told they were nice too...




Then there was this guy... he had the guts to hit on me!!!

A) NOT MY TYPE
B) OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER
C) HADN'T BATHED IN VERY LONG TIME
D) NO TEETH
........................arg...........................


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