These are the Rules of Smoking Weed, follow them carefully and you will
always be assured a fun toke...
4:01) The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to
spark up the joint and get first hits.
4:02) The second hit goes to the person who brought the weed.
4:03) If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a
complement on his rolling skills.
4:04) No politikin', babysitting, bogarting, or whatever you call it is to be allowed. Unless it your weed, but still, that's not very cool.
4:05) If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat
some of your food, we all know what the munchies are like.
4:06) If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your drink, you must
give him some. Cottonmouth sucks! If you're at your house, get then their own drink.
4:07) Converse of (6): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.
4:08) Don't slobber on the joint when you hit it, take it easy, we don't like your spit.
4:09) Same when using a bong, bowl, or pipe.
4:10) If your smoking from a bong, bowl, or pipe and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save some of the smoke in the chamber for the next
person (dont let go of the carb and take it all yourself).
4:11) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl without
notifying that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be
Here ya go...but I fear it may be cashed.
4:12) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke......Never!
4:13) If a friend gets you high, sometime in the future you need to get
that friend high.
4:14) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high.
4:15) The person who brought the phat ass buds picks the phat ass
place to sit.
4:16) When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, pack them down, unless that's
what your host does.
4:17) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
back in it!!)
4:18) Dont blow back through the bong....you cant smoke wet weed!
4:19) Always be new and creative with how you smoke your herb, that's half the fun.
4:20) Time to toke it up and get stoned!!!
New Rule 4:21) You must always inhale!
New Rule 4:22) If you smoke cigarettes, you must hang around long enough to smoke one with the person who just got high with you.
