Ever heard of Johnny Appleseed? That guy who went around planting apple seeds everywhere. Well he gave me an idea. I started to save all my weed seeds, and I had my friends save all of theirs too. Then every time I went camping, hiking, or anywhere weed would grow, I'd take seeds and plant them. I didn't care if I didn't get to harvest and smoke the seeds I planted, I just wanted to have weed growing wherever possible. Imagine if everyone who smoked planted all their seeds, pot might actually start to grow naturally. The U.S. government would shit their pants if it started to pop up everywhere. Not to mention how cool it would be and how many people could smoke off of it. So I say stoners everywhere should become Johnny Hempseed and plant the best plant on earth all over earth.

"Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere." --President George Washington, 1794