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today we shall ponder the question, “What is cheese anyways?”
Cheese comes from elephants! Well really, it comes from cows, but the elephants invented it in the first place, and then the cows stole their idea. Those mean nasty smelly cows! That’s why cheese can be smelly, because it comes from those dang smelly cows! Those rotten cows made rotten cheese! Oh the humanity! That’s cruelty against cheese and elephants! And the poor fish get absolutely no credit in this whole matter! They helped the elephants, you know! The fish are the smart ones! They have the best ideas! Like pickles, they invented those too! And cheesy chicken and frozen beer and onions and toilet paper and frozen beer and dirt socks and the color orange, and frozen beer and WAH!
LITTLE BLUE MEN IN ICECREAM TRUCKS! (Sorry, just had to get that out) Fish are great because elephants and fish are great and so is CHEESE! I love fish and cheese and fishy cheese and cheesy fish and elephanty cheese and cheesy elephants! And Little friend totally agrees with me! So HAHAHAHAHAH! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh goshes, I think have consumed too much frozen beer! But Little friend says that you can never have too much frozen beer and I suppose I’ll have to agree with that too! OH! Guess what!? Yesterday, Little Friend was digging, in the dirt, and Little Friend found a triangle! It was a really cheesy triangle too! Little friend’s cousin, Mr. Applesauce, says that the triangle tasted like rubber cheese, but I’ve never had rubber cheese. I have had rubber fish, and rubber frozen beer, but no rubber cheese. The triangle was red. Little friend likes red. So do the fish, and the cows, but nobody cares about those dang smelly rotten cows who rotted our precious cheese and precious apples. Apples are precious! WHAT!? YOU THINK THAT APPLES JUST GROW ON TREES OR SOMETHING!? You don’t see special things like apples everyday. And you know what? It’s Texaco too. They helped the cows steal the idea of cheese! Texaco is just too cheesy. I’ve g0tta go feed Little friend. Little Friend wants cheese. I want cheese to! Because cheese is good and cheesy, that’s why I want it! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHActually, there are no updates. I just like the flashy little banner thing.
Who really needs to learn about a worm? Cheese is much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much most (just seeing if your stupid enough to read this far) much much much much much much much much much much better
WAH! Cheese? Cheese is good….Cheese is a good thing! Cheese is a very good thing! Cheese is cheese.. And cheese is CHEESEY! WAHHHHHHH!
Cheese is great cause I grate cheese! Frozen beer and cheesy chicken are good! GREAT GRATED CHEESE! Grate greated cheese? CHEESE is GRRRRRRRRATE!So are pickles, and Frozen beer, dirt, socks, the color orange…well basically cheesy stuff is good! VERY GOOD!
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