08/07/2002 Oh goodness. I work customer service for a local cable company (there are 3). Customer service should be called "therapy". An example of customer service would just the other day: I work saturdays. I had this guy call up to the center, after going over his account, discussing options, rates and so on he actually asked "do you work saturdays?". It took me a second to fathom the question as I wasn't expecting it. I had to bite my tongue before my answer came out. Fortunately I held my 'cool' and just answered with a simple yes. Or when customers think they're being cute. I had one guy call me and when I misspoke I ended up stuttering slightly. So what does Mr. Mature 40-something do? He starts stuttering every word and yelling (while stuttering) at me. If he had done that in Real Life (tm) he'd probably get a severe beating (or at least the finger), but when they do that to "the Man", it's funny. People are so abusive when they can get away with it. A fair portion are actually nice. They realize that it's a person on the other side and not some corporate automaton. They (probably) realize that we don't make a lot of money, that we do work on commission and just trying avoid abusive callers. How does that saying go? 'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar'? Oh well, it's not all bad. I'm still looking. I want to do something that actually takes advantage of my education though. I feel under-utilized and like I'm stagnating. To say that my morale is low would be an understatement. HA! A living is a living and it could be worse. ... That's another thing, I seriously don't understand the customer that calls in ranting and raving that they don't have their TV, their HBO, their BOOBVision or whatever. I just want to say "BE THANKFUL YOU EVEN HAVE A TV!". There are people that would kill, and ARE killing just have a roof over their heads, a warm meal in their stomach and decent clothes. Get it through your heads people, television is a LUXURY and not a utility. My favorite line is still "My cable's out, what do I do?" ... "Read a book?". Cracks me up all the time. Anyway, tomorrow's my day off, I'd better get to bed so I can do some serious lounging tomorrow (well, and dining out--enjoying my station in life as it is). THANK YOU GOD FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME! P.S. Don't worry about it David, it'll come together for you and Holli It's hard for me to think about what happened on September 11th and then have some grown child whine about how his Playboy PPV didn't come in and he is fighting the 8$ it cost to order it. It shows me we've gotten over that tragedy.