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	   THE RAILGUN
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	First there was nothingness, then God formed the First Person

	Shooter and saweth that it was good. And God created 'Unnamed

	Player' in His own likeness. And God gaveth unto 'Player' the

	pistol and it was good. Then God gaveth unto 'Player'

	the shotgun and His aim rangeth true, and it was good. Then God

	gaveth unto 'Player' the rocket launcher and 'Player' wept "Oh

	God, why hast thou blessed me so?". Then God spake to 'Player',

	"My son, the greatest gift is yet to come". And God showed

	'Player' His railgun and gaveth this gift to 'Player'. And

	'Player' spake 	"O Lord, truly this railgun is Thy greatest

	gift Thou hast given me". And God spake "Yes, thy railgun is

	thy guard, thou shall not want. For thou will walk the Valley

	of the Shadow of Death, thou shall fear no evil. If thy showeth

	patience, thou shall discover that thy railgun shooteth as

	straight as thy will and thou shalt be feared by all evil-doers

	across the LAN".


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	   THE PROPHET L33td00D
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	Once in a server far away, 'Unnamed Player' travels crossed

	him the prophet L33td00D. And the prophet sayeth unto 'Unnamed

	Player', "Honor and cherish thy railgun; for it shall delivereth

	thee from evils and sendeth punk bitches to H3CK. And mayest

	thou aim be true and unburdened from haste and the lam3rz shall

	haveth their brains splattered against yonder wall. Take thy

	railgun and spankest their asses like bad monkeys". And the

	prophet spake no more.