Well, here it is. I couldn't bear to totally get rid of these, they are too funny. They run from newest to oldest, so your best bet is to scroll all the way down and then read from the bottom up.You can't sign this guestbook, but be sure to visit the link to the new guestbook if you have commentary regarding this highschool drama...

Name: Matt
Comments: ahhh yes "little anarchy friend", this coming from a person whose closest political and social commentary is "which is better, Blur or Oasis." Obviously you haven't moved on or else you wouldn't be continuing with this constant harrassment. Your attempt to prove how over Mike you are has failed considerably. Any additional words, messages, or pointless commentaries made on this web-site by you would only prove my point even further. So please, prove yourself pathetic. Love Always, Matt Matt
Sunday April 22nd 2001 01:18:02
Name: Summer
E-mail address: summerleighpage@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com
Comments:
boring, boring. As always, I am amused and delighted by your abuse of the english language. Think about that ghost writer.At least get someone to proofread;correct your mistakes in grammar,if not your sad, predictable content.
How did you get to my site?:
I built it, why do you keep coming back?
Saturday April 21st 2001 10:07:11
Name: "pretenious" little cham
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: shoes are nothing, if you don't have style to compliment them with.
How do you know when you are in love?: And with our smiles, we'll out shine the sun.
what was your most embarrassing moment?: being seen in public with a mismatch
Comments:

WOW, after leaving my comment and going on with my life & with my wonderful Tim, I curiously come back to thisplagiarific website. Funny, how I smell the dirty scent of hostility still lingering in the air....Interesting how you are compelled make those half- assed remarks. Always up and ready for an indirect argument....that's quite heroic. Getting the girlfriend and the anarchy friends and whatnots to defend your delusional memories. It must make you feel good to think that someone like ME would be hung up on you, huh? Well, let me get it through your protruding cranium ....

OF COURSE IT'S OVER, YOU MORON!!! It doesn't take a lot to get over someone who was always in second place. I'm glad you found someone you're good enough for. I suppose it's not fun to always be living in Tim's shadows. You did the most instinctional thing.....leave the rebounding relationship. Bravo!!

Saturday April 21st 2001 02:45:27
Name: someone
Homepage URL: http://www.modsarepretentious.com
How do you know when you are in love?: when he accepts your sick-in-the-hospital grandma panties
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): poopie disneyland drive
Comments: be nice, or we'll skimp on the tip
How did you get to my site?: this guy named michael or something
Wednesday April 18th 2001 01:53:46
Name: Summer
Homepage URL: http://www.itsallasham.com
Comments:

Well said,gentlemen. I don't even think I can add anything. Well maybe just this: Sham, I extended the olive branch to you, I tried to find some common ground. I thought you were over the immature teenager bit, when we talked on the computer and you told me about how your boyfriend made you see how silly it all was.

Your pathetic, high-school attempts at cryptic insults are not even amusing, they are so badly written. Either be direct or be truly creative. Maybe hire a ghost writer next time, because as a writer, you suck. Just accept it and say your piece, without making your brain hurt trying to veil your insults in wit. It's not clever. It's not creative. It's just sad. This whole thing is sad.

I'm through with you. You don't exist in my world.Go home, little girl. This is no place for someone with your limited vocabulary and laughable conversational style. Just take your game and go play it with someone down on your level. You bore me.

Tuesday April 17th 2001 11:07:17
Name: ***
Homepage URL: http://www.ievenplagerizemynicknames.com
Comments:
Working the village shop
Putting a poster up
Dreaming of anything
Dreaming of the time when you are free from all the trouble you're in
In the mud, on your knees
Trying hard not to please
Anyone, all the time
Being a rebel's fine
But you go all the way to being brutal

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
On the first bus out of town
On the first bus out of town
Let's see your kit for games
All the girls look the same
You are challenging style for running miles
You're running miles in some boys jumper

Boo to the business world!
You know a girl who's tax free on her back and making Plenty cash
While you are working for the joy of giving
You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
And you hope that she will see
And you hope that she will see

You will have a boy tonight
Or maybe you will have a girl tonight,
And you hope that she will see
And you hope that she will see

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got while you were licking railings

But you read in a book
That you got free in Boots
There are lotions, there are potions
You can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes

Lazy Jane, all the time
Painting lines
You are sleeping at bus stops
Wondering how you got your name
And what you're going to do about it

You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
And you hope that she will see
And you hope that she will see
How did you get to my site?:
seems to be the place to be lately
Tuesday April 17th 2001 10:19:01
Name: Michael
Comments: Cham, Don't embarass yourself further by drawing this out. Or do you have a point to make? If so, feel free to make it so you can move on. Or have you already made an attempt to? I couldn't make one out in all that wordy, non- sensical, pseudo intellectual garbage you've been posting. Its over cham. Our relationship. This. End it. ~Michael
Tuesday April 17th 2001 12:13:21
Name: Matthew
How do you know when you are in love?: I share my fries
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): Max Durango
Your favorite day, weatherwise: sunny and hot
Comments: This is a message to my dear friend Sham. It is easy to live your life through the lyrics of songs or words of another. Your pre-packaged identity is nothing more than brit-pop consumerism. (Pssss, you're not British.) You lead an inauthentic and unexamined life. I would suggest that instead of spending your time harrassing Summer and Michael, you work on creating some depth to your shallow personality. Let a lost love stay lost. This behavior is only showing how pathetic you really are. Yes, we all understand that love unreturned is a painful experience, but prolonging this scenerio is only continuing your misery. It is obvious that you are still miserable because you can't let this go. If you have any dignity left, you will let this die.
Monday April 16th 2001 11:22:12
Name: khoemnis
E-mail address: khoemnis@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.youweredumpedgetoverit.com
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: I ride a broom
How do you know when you are in love?: the feeling in my heart
what was your most embarrassing moment?: maybe something when I was a kid
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): marshmellow sunrise
Name the last 5 concerts you've gone to: Indigo Girls, Fiona Apple, They Might Be Giants, Headstone Circus, and OUTKAST on Saturday
First date with your dream lover-what 5 CD's would you have on hand?: Cocteau Twins(milk and Kisses), Tricky (maxiquade), Any Paul Oakenfold, an 80s mix cd, and of course Barry White
Everyone has guilty pleasures-what CD's are in your GP category?: hmmm..I will have to get back to you on that one..
Your favorite day, weatherwise: I would have to say that it would be one with sunny skies in the morning, overcast in the afternoon and a thunderstorm at night
Comments: Well well well! Summer your site has come along quite nicely. Too bad it is tainted with plagerism. I have always wondered why people have to resort to song lyrics to express themselves. I am sure that if they are older than 10 they have an extensive enough vocabulary to be able to create some kind of verbal expression all their own. Singing to eachother in person or on the phone is one thing..well, actually two. I digress. Your site rocks! Keep up the good work. Michael, thanks for putting a smile back on her face!!
How did you get to my site?: I have the link to it :)
Monday April 16th 2001 03:03:01
Name: supervisor bitch
E-mail address: daisymaesupporter@butterchurnersofamerica.com
Homepage URL: http://www.ihatelittlegirlsthatplaygames.com
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: not one pair of clogs,but several blazers
what was your most embarrassing moment?: acting like a ten year old in a professional place of business
Comments: The entry prior hit the nail on the head. The split end thing--is that friend or foe? or maybe just jealous. You know summer, this site did resemble your "model site" however, now, it is nothing like the non-existent site. It screams of your personality and yours alone. You are devoted to this site and it is definitely your passion. Congratulations on its success. I can see that your "old friends" have nothing better to do with their time, is it spring break for the teenie boppers or what? Maybe a hobby like butter churning will give them something to do while school is on break. Oh well, good to be back. Have a good week.
Monday April 16th 2001 01:52:43

Name: ~*Cham*~
How do you know when you are in love?: *we take the pills to find each other*
Comments:

Recognizeably full-of-it. Overwhelming egocentricities. Shameless pride. There is no progression in personal aesthetics. Nothing noteably profound.

Sarcasm is golden. Lack of creative cover-up.

HOW SPLENDID!

Sunday April 15th 2001 10:11:27
Name: Webmaster
Comments:
I knew I recognized those earlier attemps at subtlety! Good to hear from old friends, always! Thanks for the help with the site, Sham-I would have loved to link to yours, but alas, it's all gone. We were all sorry to see that.

As far as black hair goes, I did have a black mane for a few years, but at this point I think it's a litle over the top..the man who loves me loves it red, and so do I! It was very freeing to have it shorn, though...

My apologies for the slow load..unfortunately, you're the first to mention it. My compliments on your candor. I hope you were able to load the California photos OK-maybe you recognize some things from them?

How did you get to my site?: I built it, with a little help form my west coast affiliates
Sunday April 15th 2001 09:35:53
Name: *Lazy Line Painter Cham*
How do you know when you are in love?: *i'll sing a softly tune; pure and simple just for [him]*
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): pornography: such a waste of human entertainment. degrading & desensitizing. enough said..
Name the last 5 concerts you've gone to: last two shows: where i met mister steven patrick morrissey.
First date with your dream lover-what 5 CD's would you have on hand?: *nobody does it better*
Everyone has guilty pleasures-what CD's are in your GP category?: i don't own rap nor country music. i own no trash; therefore, i have no guilt.
Your favorite day, weatherwise: the weather is never constant. the mind is never constant. why choose a day. one day. when things are never as constant as the north star?
Comments:

yes, indeed. short hair is always better. aesthetically pleasing to the eyes. appears cleaner. well kept. dead ends are removed. long hair. quite dreadful. dying for too long. weathered and damaged too often. perhaps we shall dye it black after all is cut and well. black. too beautiful for some.

unsolicitate comments are great. suprisingly free. unbound. unrelated topics. constructive at times. but for the delusional, it appears of a nuisance. we want to live in our cloudy dreamland. oxygen is our drug. on the market for purchasing. our naive consumer consumption provides much deceit.

distance is golden. it helps those who are easily bothered. it lacks reality. disdainful. quite charming. physical candy. live through imagination. our world is better than the one we live in. how grand.

breathe deep. all is well. don't fret.

How did you get to my site?: unfortunately, yet ironically, you sent me the link, asking for my help. interesting. your site looks almost like mine did. then i deleted it. amusing. but the animation. quite annoying. it slows everything down. i'm not too fond of that.
Sunday April 15th 2001 08:49:19
Friday April 13th 2001 11:13:47
Name:
Friday April 13th 2001 10:38:53
Name: michael
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: its never enough
How do you know when you are in love?: theres no other way
Comments: hey! they're lost between britpop and folk. i think they've got one good song, they're good background music. actually mentioned in high Fidelity. They're playing right before Jack Black comes in and puts on katrina and the waves. Cusack complains that they were happily listening to "something he could ignore".
How did you get to my site?: vegas baby, vegas!
Friday April 13th 2001 09:47:17
Name: Summer
How do you know when you are in love?: when I can't go to sleep at night without hearing his voice
what was your most embarrassing moment?: Getting in trouble at the 21 table in Vegas for not turning my 21 when I got it
First date with your dream lover-what 5 CD's would you have on hand?: We listened to Disintegration, Surfacing, ...I don't remember the rest (too busy)
Everyone has guilty pleasures-what CD's are in your GP category?: Monsters of Rap
Your favorite day, weatherwise: Days that are like Sunday are my favorite...
Comments: Who the hell are Belle and Sebastain? Michael, you'll have to send me the CD so I can keep up with these kids in my dreambook! At least someone's having fun in here! That's why I built it...so when you have too much time on your hands, you can stop in and say hello!

I cut my hair again, yay...so Michael, when you see this go to the webcam!

How did you get to my site?: Genesis, Day 8
Friday April 13th 2001 05:55:55
Name: Tigermilk
Your favorite day, weatherwise: Nice day for a mood. The forecast is good
Comments: Right-o, George.
Thursday April 12th 2001 11:02:29
Name: George
Comments: uh...it's Nice day for a sulk...
Thursday April 12th 2001 10:12:50
Name: Tigermilk
Homepage URL: http://www.jeepster.co.uk/belleandsebastian
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: You can't afford the blazer, girl, you're always wearing clogs
How do you know when you are in love?: Lovesick, on a sunny afternoon
what was your most embarrassing moment?: Is it wicked not to care?
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): A Century of Elvis
First date with your dream lover-what 5 CD's would you have on hand?: If you're feeling sinister....
Everyone has guilty pleasures-what CD's are in your GP category?: Kissing just for practice
Your favorite day, weatherwise: Nice day of a sulk
Comments: Oh, I'll settle down with some old story
About a boy who's just like me
Thought there was LOVE in everything and everyone
You're so Naive!

How did you get to my site?: Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie
Wednesday April 11th 2001 10:17:30
Name: michael
E-mail address: thetourist1
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 2 of mine and 2 of hers
How do you know when you are in love?: lay awake nights thinking about how to make her happy
Everyone has guilty pleasures-what CD's are in your GP category?: belle and sebastian
Comments: hey babe, i haven't written here in awhile so i wanted to drop you a line. I just have to say that i think my life is a hundred times better with you in it. i don't think that i point that out enough. i love you summer!
How did you get to my site?: psychic vibes
Tuesday April 10th 2001 10:10:36
Name: sitequeen
E-mail address: mollysummer@yahoo.com
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: More today than last week
How do you know when you are in love?: Insults roll right off my back....his voice makes it all OK
Your favorite day, weatherwise: any day with him in it
Comments: Hmm...ghosts from the past, perhaps? Damn I've missed you guys!
How did you get to my site?: I built it
Tuesday April 10th 2001 03:26:00
Name: B.R.A.S.S.Y.
How do you know when you are in love?: Jesus, it must be great to be STRAIGHT!!
what is your porn star name? (first pet, first street you lived on): P.U.S.H. O. double F.
First date with your dream lover-what 5 CD's would you have on hand?: Orgasimatic!
Your favorite day, weatherwise: BANG! goes another day
Comments: Prick, prick, prick, prick, I....
Prick, prick, prick, prick, I....
Prick, prick, prick, prick, I....
Prick, prick, prick, prick, I....
How did you get to my site?: psycho-women lacking outer beauty
Tuesday April 10th 2001 03:17:41