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June Two Thousand One, Back in the days of Fun....

PILOTCHAT WARS

EPISODE XVII - WES JANSON'S NIGHTMARE

(C) Shadoedancer Creations 2k1

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[17:27] Shelonei> Han!

[17:28] * Shelonei grins

[17:28] Han> ladies! wanna take a ride through the asteroid belt?

[17:28] Shelonei> Chewie!

[17:28] Shelonei> Good to see you both

[17:28] Shelonei> been a while.....

[17:28] CodeSlicer> yes!

[17:28] * Chewie flashes his teeth and growls happily at Shel

[17:28] * Shelonei pouts

[17:28] Shelonei> Count me in!

[17:28] * Han ruffles Chewie's fur

[17:28] CodeSlicer> can I fly the Falcon?

[17:28] Becki> Asteroids? Eep...

[17:28] Han> climb aboard the Flacon, hen, and we'll get goin'!

[17:29] * Chewie gurgles something in irritation and smoothes his hair back out

[17:29] Shelonei> hey, if anything happens, I have first call on the dorsal turret.....

[17:29] Becki> Hen?

[17:29] * Han pushes Becki

[17:29] * Becki looks around for the chickens...

[17:29] * Chewie climbs into the co-pilot's seat

[17:29] * CodeSlicer chuckles

[17:29] Han> Come ON, your Worship!

[17:29] * CodeSlicer climbs into the pilots seat

[17:29] * Shelonei grins and slapps code

[17:29] * Han frowns at Code

[17:29] Shelonei> wrong seat

[17:29] * Chewie picks Beth up by the back of her shirt

[17:29] Shelonei> LOL

[17:29] * Chewie sets her down in the seat behind him

[17:29] * Shelonei sits in the nav chair behind Chewie

[17:29] CodeSlicer> hey. Can't blame a girl for trying :-)

[17:30] Han> you can sit in Chewie's lap

[17:30] Shelonei> or is it behind Han

[17:30] Shelonei> LOL

[17:30] Shelonei> oaky1

[17:30] Shelonei> alright with you 'bacca?

[17:30] * Chewie growls an affirmative and picks Shel up

[17:30] * Shelonei chuckles

[17:30] CodeSlicer> who gets to sit in Han's lap ;-)

[17:31] Han> Han's blaster

[17:31] * Shelonei nodds

[17:31] CodeSlicer> okay then flyboy, let's get this bucket of bolts moving

[17:31] * Han engges repulsorlifts

[17:32] * Han cuts in the sublight drive

[17:32] * Chewie reaches around Shel to flicks some bright switches and pretend to be useful

[17:32] * CodeSlicer chuckles

[17:32] * Han tickles Chewie

[17:32] CodeSlicer> umm, thtat's not right

[17:33] * Chewie swings at Han with one arm

[17:33] * Chewie growls in irritation

[17:33] * Han tickles Code

[17:33] Shelonei> May I cut in the drive?

[17:33] * Han blinks

[17:33] CodeSlicer> hey, the last time someone tickled me they ended up with bruised ribs

[17:33] * Chewie shrugs at Shel

[17:33] Han> i... suppose so

[17:33] * Shelonei laughs

[17:34] * Han waiting on Shel

[17:34] CodeSlicer> shel? you know which lever it is, right?

[17:35] Shelonei> didn't know you were ready nerf-herder

[17:35] * Shelonei pulls the lever gently with a smooth motion

[17:35] * Shelonei nodds

[17:35] * Shelonei winks, and grins lopsidedly

[17:36] CodeSlicer> umm...hyperspace is boring.

[17:36] * Han leaves Chewie to keep the passenges happy, while he goes to work on the engines

[17:36] Shelonei> I think it's pretty

[17:36] * Han locks the cockpit door from the outside

[17:36] * Shelonei gets up and goes to follow Han

[17:36] Becki> Pretty, but in a monotonous way...

[17:36] Shelonei> !

[17:36] * Shelonei grumps

[17:36] CodeSlicer> I don't think he likes us

[17:36] Shelonei> guess I'll have to tell him later......

[17:37] * Chewie growls and gurgles, pulling out his datapad to play a game

[17:37] *** Han is now known as Baron-Soontir-Fel

[17:37] * Shelonei moves over to the pilot seat

[17:37] Baron-Soontir-Fel> begin grav pulse!

[17:37] Shelonei> Did you hear something coming from behind that bulkhead?

[17:37] * Shelonei looks at Chewie questioningly

[17:38] * Chewie lifts his head and looks around

[17:38] * Baron-Soontir-Fel steers 181st One towards stricken Falcon

[17:38] Shelonei> SITHSPIT!

[17:38] * Shelonei hits the comm

[17:38] *** Baron-Soontir-Fel is now known as Han

[17:38] CodeSlicer> but we're locked in here!

[17:38] Shelonei> Han! Open up, we've got company!

[17:38] Han> Chewie! The door is jammed!

[17:39] Shelonei> Clanna na Cu!

[17:39] Han> I'm going to the guns! Fly this hunk of junk, willya?

[17:39] *** Han is now known as Baron-Fel

[17:39] * Chewie climbs out of the chair and shoves Beth outta the pilot's seat

[17:39] * Shelonei pulls out a lightsaber she borrowed from Arrek lasterday

[17:39] * Shelonei cuts through the door

[17:39] Shelonei> I'll take dorsal!

[17:39] * Shelonei climbs into the turret

[17:40] Baron-Fel> 181st, target the ship with ion cannons

[17:40] * Chewie makes sure not to turn too much until Shel is safely in and restrained

[17:40] * Shelonei restrains herself (!)

[17:40] * Chewie pulls hard back on the controls and to the right

[17:40] * Baron-Fel fires on the Falcon

[17:40] * Shelonei puts on her headset, and hears Chewie's growl

[17:40] Chewie> blah

[17:40] *** Baron-Fel is now known as Han

[17:40] Shelonei> I can't get any of them in my sights!~

[17:40] Han> someone keep an eye on the shields!

[17:41] Shelonei> Han, they're on your side of the ship

[17:41] *** Han is now known as Baron-Fel

[17:41] Baron-Fel> Firing!

[17:41] * Shelonei grins as she sees one of Hans' blasts blow up a tie

[17:41] * Baron-Fel triggers quad blasts of laser fire

[17:41] * Chewie pulls the ship into an easy bank to the right, then hits the controls to roll them

[17:41] * Shelonei lines one up, and blows it away

[17:41] * CodeSlicer plugs her datapad into the Falcon's computer

[17:41] Shelonei> Han, tehy're in the moneylane!

[17:41] * Baron-Fel firing on dorsl gunnery position

[17:41] * CodeSlicer tapps into the 181st frequencies

[17:42] Baron-Fel> swithc to new encryption!

[17:42] *** Baron-Fel is now known as Han

[17:42] Shelonei> Sithspit!

[17:42] * Chewie pulls back on the controls to send them straight nose up

[17:42] CodeSlicer> watch out Shel!

[17:42] Shelonei> missed him....

[17:42] * Shelonei growls

[17:42] Han> Firing! You okay down there, kid?

[17:42] * Shelonei finds another and blows it away in fustration

[17:42] * CodeSlicer swears, and works around the encryption

[17:42] Shelonei> Yeah, I'm fine.... just a bit knocked about

[17:42] *** Han is now known as Baron-Fel

[17:43] Baron-Fel> note to self, shielding unusually weak on these Defenders

[17:43] * Chewie does a quick gesture with the controls and evens them out, dropping in behind a TIE

[17:43] * Chewie growls at Shel

[17:43] * Shelonei blows it away with a laugh

[17:43] Shelonei> Thanks 'Bacca

[17:43] * CodeSlicer reroutes power to boost shields

[17:43] * Baron-Fel tractors Falcon, firing relentlessly on the hull

[17:43] * Chewie chuffs in laughter and banks to port

[17:44] * Shelonei treis to get the baron in her sights, but his juking is making it impossible!

[17:44] * Baron-Fel target dorsal hull, use ion canon

[17:44] * Shelonei shreiks

[17:44] * Chewie growls something to Beth about plotting a micro-jump so they can evade long enough to hyper

[17:44] Shelonei> GET AWAY FROME!

[17:44] CodeSlicer> working on it Chewie

[17:44] * Baron-Fel watches shields fail

[17:44] * Shelonei pours laserblasts into fel's sheilds

[17:44] Shelonei> you're not getting me without a fight!

[17:45] * Shelonei twists on her ring

[17:45] * Chewie pushes the controls forward and sends them nose down

[17:45] * Baron-Fel strengthens tractor beam

[17:45] * Chewie growls impatiently at Beth

[17:45] * Shelonei clips BF's wing

[17:45] Shelonei> Will you hurry up down there!

[17:45] CodeSlicer> I got it! Make the micro-jump......

[17:45] CodeSlicer> NOW!

[17:45] * Baron-Fel strengthens shields from engines

[17:45] * Chewie fires the hyperjets

[17:45] * Shelonei slams into her restraints

[17:45] Shelonei> oof!

[17:45] * Baron-Fel fires lasers into gunnery position

[17:46] Shelonei> He's still on me!

[17:46] * Chewie watches as the stars turn into lines as they hit hyperspace

[17:46] * Shelonei sighs in releif

[17:46] * Chewie growls something to Beth about plotting another jump

[17:46] CodeSlicer> eat stardust Baron

[17:46] CodeSlicer> already done

[17:46] * Baron-Fel hugs hull of Falcon, all power on tractor beam

[17:46] Shelonei> Get us to alliance space, ASAP!

[17:47] * Chewie punches the coords into the nav computer

[17:47] * Shelonei keeps on firing into Fel's sheilds

[17:47] Shelonei> And give me more sheilds up here, he's still on us!

[17:47] * Chewie hits hyperspace again, this time on the way to Coruscant

[17:47] Shelonei> stupid tractors *mutter*

[17:47] * Shelonei grins as she clips the edge of his starboard wing

[17:47] * CodeSlicer increases dumps power into dorsel hull shields

[17:48] * Baron-Fel carefully rotates ship, and triggers quadblast into Shels windshield

[17:48] * Chewie watches as the home fleet suddenly materializes as he cuts out the hyperspace engines

[17:48] * CodeSlicer finally gets a connection to Baron's fighter and dumps information

[17:48] Shelonei> A little help......

[17:48] Baron-Fel> drains lasers into ion cannons, and fires continouously

[17:49] * Chewie growns angrily at being dead in space from the ion blasts

[17:49] * Shelonei grins as the sight of X-wings with red stripes come to their aid

[17:49] *** Chewie is now known as Hobbie

[17:49] * Shelonei comms over

[17:49] Hobbie> One, three. Do you read me?

[17:49] Shelonei> About time you guys

[17:50] *** Hobbie is now known as Wedge

[17:50] * Baron-Fel swaps ion cannons for lasers and fires at Shel

[17:50] Wedge> Three, this is one. I read you. Attack formation Delta, go now.

[17:50] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[17:50] * Shelonei keeps pouring on fire

[17:50] *** Baron-Fel is now known as Han

[17:50] Shelonei> A LITTLE HELP HERE WOULD BE NICE!

[17:50] Han> kepp calm, kid. The Rogues will take him

[17:50] Tycho> One, Two. I've got squint in my sights

[17:50] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[17:51] *** Han is now known as Baron-Fel

[17:51] WesJanson> YAHOOO!!!!!!

[17:51] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[17:51] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[17:51] * Baron-Fel breaks tractor lock, and fliers out to egage the Rogues

[17:51] Wedge> Fire at will. Fire at will.

[17:51] Shelonei> Easy for you to say Han, you're not the one staring at his lazercannons!@

[17:51] *** Wedge is now known as Hobbie

[17:51] CodeSlicer> dang it

[17:51] CodeSlicer> I'll brb

[17:51] * Baron-Fel watches 181st and Interdictor drop out of hyperspace

[17:51] *** CodeSlicer is now known as Code-brb

[17:52] Baron-Fel> good to see you. attack at will

[17:52] *** Baron-Fel is now known as Interdictor

[17:52] * Shelonei sighs as she unbuckles and goes back to the pilot cabin

[17:52] * Interdictor powers up gravity wells

[17:52] Hobbie> Four, Two. I'm your wing. Just try not to do anything stupid.

[17:52] * Interdictor fires on Falcon

[17:52] *** Shelonei is now known as Wesjanson

[17:52] Wesjanson> uh, I thought I was four!

[17:52] Hobbie> (Wait...there's no way an Interdictor could be in Coruscant space *huffs*)

[17:53] * Wesjanson swings on towards the furball

[17:53] Wesjanson> HAHA!

[17:53] Hobbie> *whaps self* Should be Four, Three.

[17:53] Wesjanson> which one's Will again?

[17:53] *** Hobbie is now known as wedge

[17:53] *** Wesjanson is now known as Shelonei

[17:53] * Shelonei gets tossed up against the side with the hit

[17:53] * Interdictor drops cloak, revealing the Executor class Star Destroyer 'Oh Sithspit!'

[17:53] wedge> Cut the chatter four.

[17:53] Shelonei> sonofa!

[17:54] *** wedge is now known as Tycho

[17:54] * Shelonei goes back to her turret, Chewie, can't we do something!

[17:54] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[17:54] *** Interdictor is now known as Oh-Sithspit

[17:54] * Tycho rolls to port and snaps off three shots at the nearest eyeball

[17:54] *** Tycho is now known as Chewie

[17:54] * Chewie growls in frustration and bangs on the console

[17:54] *** Chewie is now known as Hobbie

[17:54] WesJanson> Three, you have one on you!

[17:54] * Oh-Sithspit tractors Falcon

[17:54] WesJanson> I'll get hinm

[17:54] Hobbie> Four, three...get this guy offa me!

[17:55] *** Hobbie is now known as Wedge

[17:55] Wedge> Two, you alright?

[17:55] * WesJanson swings around in a smugglers turn and fires on the squint on hobbie's tail

[17:55] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[17:55] * Oh-Sithspit tractors several Rogues, inlcuding Two, Four, and Nine

[17:55] WesJanson> You're clear to go, three

[17:55] Tycho> I'm a little dirty but I'm alright lead. *pauses* One, they've got me...

[17:55] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[17:55] WesJanson> SITHSPAWN!

[17:55] WesJanson> someone's got me!

[17:55] *** Oh-Sithspit is now known as Corran-Horn

[17:56] Corran-Horn> Oh, Sithspit!

[17:56] * WesJanson jukes in frustration trying to get free

[17:56] *** Corran-Horn is now known as Oh_Sithspit

[17:56] Wedge> Three, Lead. Go to starboard and see if you can't knock a little steam out of their tractor.

[17:56] *** Wedge is now known as Hobbie

[17:56] *** WesJanson is now known as shelonei

[17:56] Hobbie> Acknowledged lead, Three on my way

[17:56] * shelonei tries to help out the rogues, pouring fire on whatever imperial gets in her way

[17:56] *** shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[17:56] * Oh_Sithspit reroutes propulsion to shielding

[17:56] * Hobbie fired a proton torp at the tractor of the Interdictor

[17:56] * Oh_Sithspit begins firing

[17:57] * Oh_Sithspit hits Hobbie

[17:57] WesJanson> NO!

[17:57] Hobbie> I'm hit!

[17:57] * Hobbie hits the eject

[17:57] * Hobbie goes EV

[17:57] *** Hobbie is now known as Wedge

[17:57] * WesJanson flips his Xwing over and fires at the interdictor

[17:57] WesJanson> HOBBIE!

[17:57] Wedge> Three are you with me? Three?

[17:57] * Oh_Sithspit fires on the Flacon

[17:57] WesJanson> One, Four, he went out with a bang.....

[17:58] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[17:58] Shelonei> ARRGH!

[17:58] Wedge> Damn. *scowls and turns his fighter heading back toward the interdictor* Lead to Home One, we've got a pilot EV. Transmitting coords now.

[17:58] Shelonei> Someone help me!

[17:58] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[17:58] WesJanson> Shel, that you?

[17:58] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[17:58] Shelonei> Well Duh!

[17:58] * Oh_Sithspit transmitting request for help to secret Imperial task force

[17:58] Shelonei> get yourself ree!

[17:58] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[17:59] * Wedge pulls back on the fighters yoke and rolls easily away from a tie

[17:59] * WesJanson jukes himself in front of Corran's X-wing and manages to break free

[17:59] * WesJanson lets loose a few torpedoes at the tractorbeam, the heads over to the Falcon

[17:59] WesJanson> One, Four, I'm headed to the Falcon

[17:59] *** Oh_Sithspit is now known as Ooryl

[17:59] Wedge> Four, Lead. Are you insane, copy?

[18:00] Ooryl> Qrygg to all forces, something would appear to be wrong witrh Coruscant

[18:00] WesJanson> Lead, Four, you're just figuring this out? YAHOO!!!!!

[18:00] *** Ooryl is now known as Coruscant

[18:00] * Wedge rolls tight and fires off the last of his proton torps at the Interdictor, watching with glee as thetractor seems to stop functioning

[18:00] WesJanson> No kidding, Ten...... What was your first clue?

[18:00] Wedge> Lead to Home, I think I got 'em.

[18:01] * Coruscant fractures into several huge chunks, vaporising into plasma

[18:01] *** Coruscant is now known as The

[18:01] Wedge> (Um yeah that's likely)

[18:01] * WesJanson gets a lock on a tie thats been bombarding the Falcon, he fires

[18:01] * The dust clears

[18:01] *** The is now known as Ooryl

[18:01] WesJanson> Sithspit.... Tycho, get back here!!!!!!!

[18:01] * Wedge swings in next to Four and shoots off the other TIE on the Falcon

[18:02] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[18:02] *** Code-brb is now known as CodeSlicer

[18:02] Tycho> Four, Two. I'm back. I'm back hold on...

[18:02] Ooryl> Ten reports. It's Death Stars...

[18:02] WesJanson> WHAT?!?

[18:03] WesJanson> I picked up on!

[18:03] * WesJanson jinks and jukes

[18:03] WesJanson> Get him off me!!!!!!!!

[18:04] Tycho> Four, Two. Calm down I'm on my way

[18:04] * Tycho rolls to port and drops in behind the tie on Four

[18:04] *** Ooryl is now known as Corran

[18:04] * Tycho snaps off a couple shots at it and watches as it explodes

[18:04] Tycho> Four, Two. You're clear

[18:04] WesJanson> Two, Four, thanks.....

[18:04] Corran> Ten, Nine, what are you talking about. Coruscant's still there!

[18:05] WesJanson> Nine, Four, did you do something?

[18:05] *** Corran is now known as Ooryl_under_Sith_influence

Meanwhile......

[17:53] * Becki grins and goes to pop popcorn as the show gets interesting...

[17:59] *** DBG has joined #pilotchat

[17:59] DBG> hey all.

[17:59] Becki> *G* Hi DBG!

[18:00] * Becki tosses DBG a bucket of popcorn "Sit back and enjoy the show!"

[18:00] DBG> okay?????????

[18:02] CodeSlicer> ta ta all

[18:02] WesJanson> (bai Code, see you later!)

[18:02] Tycho> (*throws things at Ooryl* STOP *L*)

[18:02] Becki> Bye Beth!

[18:02] CodeSlicer> perhaps, don't know

[18:02] Ooryl> bye beth

[18:02] CodeSlicer> bye all

[18:03] *** CodeSlicer has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

[18:04] *** Vickie has joined #pilotchat

[18:04] * Vickie looks up. "What's Done?

[18:04] Becki> Hi Vickie!

[18:04] Becki> Um...Sherlock's book is done.

[18:04] Vickie> Hi Becki. -=hugs=- How's school going?

[18:04] Becki> Well, it's going. :-) Tiring, but it's going.

[18:05] Vickie> I'm sure.

[18:05] * Becki hands another bucket of popcorn over to Vickie "Coruscant seems to have been blown up. Sit back and enjoy the show..."

[18:06] Vickie> Oooh. -=grabs popcorn and sits on the couch=-

[18:05] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:05] Ooryl_under_Sith_influence> die puny humans!

[18:05] * WesJanson dropps down, and circles behind Ooryl

[18:05] Wedge> Nine, One. Care to define "Gone"

[18:05] WesJanson> Ten..... I've got you on a lock.... don't do this.....

[18:06] Wedge> Four, One. What the hells are you doing Janson?

[18:06] WesJanson> One, Four, Ten's gone crazy!

[18:06] WesJanson> he's firing on the Falcon

[18:06] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[18:06] Shelonei> What the?

[18:06] Shelonei> Theyre turn9ing on us????

[18:06] * Ooryl_under_Sith_influence jinks and twists out of missile lock

[18:06] Shelonei> Chewie, get this bucket of bolts working!

[18:07] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[18:07] *** Ooryl_under_Sith_influence is now known as Oh_Sithspit

[18:07] *** Wedge is now known as Chewiw

[18:07] *** Chewiw is now known as Chewie

[18:07] * Oh_Sithspit fires on everyone, to remind them it's here

[18:07] * Chewie growls at Shel and bangs on the console again

[18:07] *** Chewie is now known as Wedge

[18:07] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[18:07] * Shelonei swings down from the turret, grabs the hydrospanners, and goes to help Han

[18:07] *** Shelonei is now known as Hobbie

[18:08] Wedge> One to Falcon, whats your status?

[18:08] *** Oh_Sithspit is now known as OorylUSI

Meanwhile......

[18:07] Vickie> Oh Sithspit?

[18:07] Becki> Oh Sithspit is an ISD I think...

[18:07] Vickie> Hm, Chewiw... interesting.

[18:07] Vickie> Ah.

[18:07] Becki> This show's a bit hard to follow, but it doesn't lack for interesting plot twists

[18:07] Vickie> so I see.

[18:08] *** Hobbie is now known as Shelonei

[18:08] Shelonei> dead in space at the moment, Rogue One

[18:08] * OorylUSI fires on Corran

[18:08] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[18:08] WesJanson> Wat do you think you're doing!@!!!!!

[18:08] *** Wedge is now known as arms_his_ions_and_circles_Oory

[18:08] *** Arrek has joined #pilotchat

[18:08] arms_his_ions_and_circles_Oory> err

[18:08] *** arms_his_ions_and_circles_Oory is now known as Wedge

[18:08] * WesJanson fires a disabling shot at ooryl's port wing

[18:09] *** DBG has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)

[18:09] WesJanson> sithspit......

[18:09] WesJanson> :P

[18:10] * OorylUSI 's engine explodes

[18:10] WesJanson> Nine, Four, you okay?

[18:11] * OorylUSI out of the fight

Meanwhile, a conversation OOC........

[18:08] OorylUSI> (Wedge doesn't have ion cannons)

[18:09] Wedge> (Umm...yes he does?)

[18:09] Wedge> (*doesn't know*)

[18:09] OorylUSI> (Umm... X-Wings don't have ion cannons. At least be believable :-) )

[18:09] OorylUSI> ;-)

[18:09] Vickie> no ions on X-Wings.

[18:09] Wedge> (Damn. *L* I knew I should have actually played X-wings in XvT sometimes)

[18:09] Vickie> Y-Wings have ions.

[18:10] Vickie> And B-Wings.

[18:10] Wedge> (So then...x-wings only have proton torps and lasers?)

[18:10] WesJanson> (yes)

[18:10] Vickie> Yes, Wedge. Protons and lasers that can be fired single, dual or a quad.

[18:11] Wedge> (Alright. *sighs dejectedly and goes back to being confused* :P )

[18:12] * Becki isn't quite sure anymore who is whom, even though she was here at the beginning of the show...

[18:12] * Vickie wonders if anyone isn't taken yet

[18:13] * Becki whispers to Vickie "I don't think Pash has made an appearance yet..."

[18:11] *** OorylUSI is now known as Oh_Sithspit

[18:11] WesJanson> Nine?

[18:11] * WesJanson turns back towards OS, and begins a strafing run

[18:11] Wedge> This is Red Leader, wings report in.

[18:12] * Vickie wonders who is whom.

[18:12] * Oh_Sithspit tractors Wes

[18:12] WesJanson> Four here

[18:12] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[18:12] WesJanson> SITHSPAWN!

[18:12] Tycho> Two, still alive.

[18:12] Tycho> One, Two. They've got Four.

[18:12] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:12] WesJanson> Someone help me here, that'd be nice......

[18:12] * Oh_Sithspit tractors the Falcon again, just to be sure

[18:12] Wedge> I see it two, set up for an attack run

[18:12] * WesJanson continues to fire on the OS

[18:12] * Oh_Sithspit tractors Tycho again as well

[18:12] * Oh_Sithspit fires ion cannons at Wes

[18:13] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[18:13] Shelonei> That does it!

[18:13] * Wedge pulls hard to starboard and slips in next to Four

[18:13] * Shelonei slamms her fist down on the panel, and surprise surprise the lights flicker and stay on

[18:13] Shelonei> Alright Chewie, see what you can do!

[18:13] Wedge> (Wait I thought individual fighters were too hard to tractor from an ISD?)

[18:13] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[18:13] *** Wedge is now known as Chewie

[18:13] Oh_Sithspit> (nope)

[18:13] *** Vickie is now known as Pash

[18:14] * Chewie growls his assent and goes back to fiddling with the console

[18:14] WesJanson> do something!

[18:14] *** Chewie is now known as Tycho

[18:14] *** WesJanson is now known as Shelonei

[18:14] * Pash 's A-Wing slips between Wes' ship and the ISD, breaking the lock

[18:14] * Shelonei jumps back into the dorsal turret, and renews firing on the OD

[18:14] *** Shelonei is now known as WesJanson

[18:14] * WesJanson breaks free

[18:14] WesJanson> Thanks Ace....

[18:14] Pash> No problem Three.

[18:15] WesJanson> I'm four

[18:15] Tycho> One, Two. You have any torps left boss?

[18:15] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:15] *** WesJanson is now known as HAn

Another Meanwhile.......

[18:14] Tycho> (Not to mention the fact I already disabled the tractor with Wedge *grumbles*)

[18:14] WesJanson> (must be more than one)

[18:15] Pash> (I would think so)

[18:15] Oh_Sithspit> (it's Super Star Destroyer. It has more ion cannons, shields, tractor beams and turbo lasers han you can think of :-p)

[18:15] * HAn shouts up

[18:15] HAn> Chewie, arm the Akkryds!

[18:15] Wedge> Negative Two. You're all by yourself on this one. I'll form up behind you. I'm your wing

[18:15] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[18:15] * HAn bounds up to the pilot console

[18:15] *** HAn is now known as WesJanson

[18:15] Tycho> That's affirmative One. Two, going in.

[18:15] Oh_Sithspit> fires repeated turbolasers blasts into the Flacon

[18:16] *** WesJanson is now known as Falcon

[18:16] * Pash makes a strafing run on the SD

[18:16] * Falcon fires akkryds into OS and makes a break for it

[18:16] * Falcon rolls away and comes up behind some of the ties, beginning to Dogfight.

[18:16] *** Falcon is now known as WesJanson

[18:16] * Tycho rolls easily through the laser blasts, targeting the shield generator of the SD

[18:16] WesJanson> One? Four.... Must be Solo flying that thing now.....

[18:17] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:17] * WesJanson laughs

[18:17] Wedge> Four, One. Cut the chatter and form up. Follow Two and give him some crossfire

[18:17] * Oh_Sithspit gets peaved, begins to fire all thousnad odd turbolasers indiscrimanetley

[18:17] WesJanson> he's the only one that thinks a freighter's a fighter...

[18:17] * WesJanson follows Two

[18:17] WesJanson> geez....

[18:17] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[18:17] Pash> who the heck is commanding that bucket!

[18:18] * Tycho has the shield generator targeted, waiting for lock

[18:18] WesJanson> No clue

[18:18] * WesJanson strafes the turbolazers, knocking out a considerable amount

[18:18] Pash> that's the most unbelievable tactic I have ever seen.

[18:18] Tycho> (What is?)

[18:18] WesJanson> (the one OS is using)

[18:19] Oh_Sithspit> (flying directly into a wall of turbolaser fire)

[18:19] Pash> (yes, that one)

[18:19] Tycho> (It could happen *shrugs* Plus I'm bored heh)

[18:19] * Tycho gets a lock and fires dual torps at the shields.

[18:19] * Pash ducks back

[18:19] * Oh_Sithspit knocks out all enemy craft with repeated fire

[18:19] WesJanson> TYCHO!!!!!!

[18:19] * WesJanson keeps firing on the OS

[18:19] Tycho> This is Two...I'm hit. I can hold it...get clear...

[18:19] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:19] Pash> Red Four watch out!

[18:20] WesJanson> PUNCH OUT!

[18:20] * Pash curses that he can't do anything.

[18:20] Wedge> (*has ANH memories here*)

[18:20] * WesJanson pulls away

[18:20] *** Wedge is now known as Tycho

[18:20] *** Pash is now known as Vickie

[18:20] * Tycho hits the eject and goes EV

[18:20] *** Tycho is now known as Wedge

[18:20] * Oh_Sithspit pounds the smeg out of everyone and everything, including Coruscant, the 181st and itself

[18:20] *** Arrek has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)

[18:20] *** Laura has joined #pilotchat

[18:20] Becki> Hi Laura!

[18:20] Laura> Hi Becki!

[18:20] * Becki hands Laura a popcorn bucket "Welcome to the show!"

[18:20] Vickie> Hey Laura. -=hugs=- Glad you finally got the right file to me. -=LOL=-

[18:21] * Vickie now knows WHO is piloting OS.

[18:21] * Laura grins and snags a handful of popcorn. "What's the show?" Glares at Vickie, pointing a warning finger at her.

[18:21] Laura> No laughing at Laura.

[18:21] Vickie> I'm not laughing at you Laura. I'm laughing at the situation.

[18:21] Wedge> (It would be nice if I had a full squad here)

[18:22] WesJanson> (all EV)

[18:20] Wedge> Red Lead to Home One. Two is EV. Repeat Red Two is EV.

[18:21] WesJanson> One, Four, I"m your wing

[18:21] Wedge> Copy that Red Four.

[18:21] WesJanson> One, Four, I thought we were Rogues now?

[18:21] * Becki whispers to Laura "I'm...not sure anymore. The Falcon was fleeing from Baron Fel, see, and then this Star Destroyer Oh-Sithspit showed up, and so on..."

[18:22] Wedge> Four, One. We are Rogues. We're also Red. *sighs*

[18:22] WesJanson> Red Rogue Red Rouge.... would you come over?

[18:22] WesJanson> sorry

[18:22] Wedge> Cut the chatter Four and try and help me figure out what the Force to do.

[18:22] * Oh_Sithspit continues firing haphazardly

[18:22] * WesJanson fires on a squint

[18:23] WesJanson> How'm I supposed to know? YOURE the leader here!!!!!!

[18:23] Wedge> Affirmative Four, but there's two of us and a whole lot of them. I'm all for running away.

Meanwhile, yet again......

[18:22] * Laura starts to say something then stops, tilting her head and watching the pilots intently, whispering to Becki. "What kind of name is 'Oh-Sithspit' for an ISD?"

[18:22] * Becki whispers back to Laura "Well, when Majick's piloting the ISD..."

[18:22] * Laura huffs at Vickie. "It wasn't my fault!"

[18:23] Wedge> (They told her they fixed it Heh)

[18:23] WesJanson> (could use a deus ex machina about now)

[18:23] * Laura nods knowingly at Becki. "That explains it. You should never leave a man in charge... oops." Looks around and wisely shuts up.

[18:23] *** Vickie is now known as Booster

[18:23] WesJanson> Look!

[18:23] *** Laura is now known as SinewyAnaBlue

[18:24] * Oh_Sithspit fires on eth Pulser Skate before it even thinks of getting nvolved

[18:24] Wedge> Rogue Lead to unidentified ISD.

[18:24] WesJanson> That aint no Pulsar.... that's ERRANT VENTURE!!!!!!!

[18:24] WesJanson> edaddaaaa!!!!

[18:24] Oh_Sithspit> and on the Errant Venture, misshapen hunk of rubbish that it is

[18:24] Booster> LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!

[18:24] Booster> (oh sheesh, what the hell is Booster's damn SD's name!)

[18:24] Wedge> (Errant Venture)

[18:24] SinewyAnaBlue> (Errant Venture!)

[18:24] Booster> (THANK YOU_

[18:24] SinewyAnaBlue> (*snickers at Vickie* Now kudos for the name of my ship. *heh*)

[18:25] * Becki laughs and drops the popcorn...

[18:25] * Booster says "Blame Mike"

[18:24] * Wedge groans

[18:25] WesJanson> WAHOO!!!!!!!

[18:25] Wedge> Four, One. I have a better idea. Lets just shoot Terrik.

[18:25] * WesJanson spins and comes up behind a few more ties, blasting them to smithereens

[18:25] * Wedge shakes his head and banks to port.

[18:25] WesJanson> One, Four. no....

[18:25] Oh_Sithspit> has to reire from teh game

[18:25] *** Oh_Sithspit is now known as Majick

[18:25] * SinewyAnaBlue snorts and shakes her head, laughing

[18:25] * Booster has the Venture to fire upon the Emperial ship

[18:25] Wedge> (Damn.)

[18:25] Becki> (Well, retiring makes a good D.E.M....)

[18:25] Majick> fun as this has been, it's late, people.

[18:25] Booster> (oh darn)

[18:25] SinewyAnaBlue> (IMPERIAL!! *L*)

[18:25] *** Wedge is now known as Pik

[18:26] *** SinewyAnaBlue is now known as Laura

[18:26] Majick> fight between yourselfs, please

[18:26] Booster> Gawd, I cannot type today!

[18:26] *** Booster is now known as Vickie

[18:26] * Pik sighs

[18:26] Laura> MEGAN!!!

[18:26] WesJanson> (Bai Mike!)

[18:26] Laura> Bye Mike!

[18:26] Pik> You know, besides Wes I played every Rogue

[18:26] Pik> how sad is that? *L*

[18:26] Pik> Well no

[18:26] Becki> G'night Mike!

[18:26] Laura> Well I would have helped... if I was here... *L*

[18:26] Pik> I take that back Mike played Ooryl and Corran a bit

[18:26] Vickie> Laters Mike.

[18:26] Majick> see ya, everyone

[18:26] Pik> bye Mikey

[18:27] * Becki is *definitely* gonna keep this chat log...*G*

[18:27] *** Majick has quit IRC (Quit: )

[18:27] * WesJanson sits up suddenly, tangled in the winding sheets, sweat glistening on his brow

[18:27] * WesJanson looks up and around from the bunk in the corner where he'd been sleeping

[18:27] WesJanson> Wha?

[18:27] * WesJanson blinks

[18:27] Laura> Poor Wes. *L*

[18:27] Laura> Vickie... you better be writing. *L*

[18:28] * WesJanson blinks

[18:28] WesJanson> uh....

[18:28] * WesJanson throws off the sheets, and straightens his tunic

[18:28] Becki> Bye Megan!

[18:28] Vickie> see you later, Megan

[18:28] *** Megan has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

[18:28] WesJanson> Hi everyone.....

[18:28] Laura> *L* Hi Wes.

[18:28] * WesJanson sheepishly runs a hand through his hair

[18:29] Vickie> My mind is suddenly blank, Laura.

[18:29] Laura> Bad dreams? *winks at him*

[18:29] * WesJanson nodds

[18:29] Laura> This is news, Vickie? *teasing grin*

[18:29] WesJanson> could use a hug?

[18:29] * WesJanson half smiles

[18:29] Vickie> -=sto=- Gee thanks, Laura

[18:29] * Laura pads over, giving Wes a hug. "Aww..."

[18:29] Vickie> Poor Wes.

[18:29] * WesJanson grins and hugs Laura

[18:29] * Laura smiles charmingly at Vickie

[18:30] * Laura ruffles Wes' hair lightly. "Just a dream, Flyboy."

[18:30] WesJanson> But it was so REAL!

[18:30] Laura> I know. Sometimes they are. *chuckles*

[18:30] WesJanson> everything went to hoth......

[18:30] WesJanson> Everyone was firing on everyone else

[18:31] WesJanson> and there was this ISD

[18:31] * WesJanson shudders

[18:31] * Laura wrinkles her nose and sits down beside him, patting his shoulder. "Chaos, huh?"

[18:31] WesJanson> it was insane!

[18:32] * Laura scowls to herself

[18:32] * WesJanson heads off to the fresher

[18:32] WesJanson> maybe a shower'll help....