Sheeplaunchers Inc.
Site not to be taken seriously.
For entertainment only.
What is Sheeplaunchers Inc?
We Launch Sheep
This sheep will soon
be launched. Put your
cursor on him and
wait to see what
he is thinking.
Poll of the Day
Why do sheep exist?
Here are the poll results:
- 0% For Wool
- 0% For Company
- 100% Why else? To launch
Sneak Peak
Coming Soon...
PIG LAUNCHERS!
This Product is Great!
- It squeals!
- It flys for miles!
- It goes bottom first!
This Week's Recipe
Sheep Smoothie
Good Day. Now, today, from our kitchen, we
have the best recipe available anywhere.
Let's get started. Are you tired of having to throw
out your dead sheep? If so, your troubles
are over. After you launch your sheep,go find it
and carry it back home. Shearing the sheep is
optional. If you want a hairy smoothie, do not
shear the sheep. If you want a smooth smoothie,
shear it. Next, stuff the sheep into a strong
blender. Add the following ingredients:
- Add 1 Cup of Milk
- Add 2 Tbl. Spoons of Olive oil.
- Add 2/3 Cups of Codliver Oil
Blend until smooth. Enjoy!
Recipe Not to be Made.
For Entertainment Purposes Only
If you don't like your smoothie, give it to this guy.
Now anybody can have a Sheeplauncher, even a chipmunk.
What is the cause of morning breath? Click Here to find out.
Click the Ball Above to See the Second Part of our Page!
The Home of The Lizard King
E-Mail the Owner of Sheeplaunchers Inc.
Scare yourself silly.
Do not enter if you have heart conditions or if you are pregnant.
Don't say you weren't warned!
The Sheeplaunchers Inc. Hackers
Police is watching your every move.
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