Star Wars is stupid,
but I watch them anyway
They turn me on...in a gay sort of way.
I think their hot,
but some say they're not.
So I tie them in a knot
and hang them from the ceiling
I get this funny feeling
after they're dead
I put them in bed
I cut off their head
then I fill it with lead
So when you make fun of Star Wars
Remember what I said
If you don't, you will be dead
