Well I seen Queen today

they're okay.

They think they're hot...

but they're not.

Well, Freddie's a dyke,

and flies a kite.

Brian's "Mr. Curly" May,

but acts real gay.

John is a fink

and acts like a dink.

Roger is cool...

until I drowned him in a pool.

Freddie is a "poof",

but really acts like a "goof."

John is "birdman,"

but acts like "terdman."

"Roger Taylor" is "Roger Taylor"

also known as "diamond."

He glitz, he shines and is worth

about a dime.

Well, this is my story of 4 guys who are in Queen.

Even though I'm mean and lean,

they're still my dream.