The Anti-Smoking Commercial that never was...
ANTI-SMOKING COMMERCIAL
RT: Hey everybody. I'm Roger Taylor, the drummer for Queen, and this is John Deacon, our bassist. We're here to tell about the dangers of smoking.
JD: I've been smoking ever since...well, a long time now. It's a wonder I'm not dead. Roger quit in '87 because his girlfriend was sick. Obviously, he was whipped.
RT: Shut up! I was not!
JD: Right. Anyway, since I'm still a smoker and am quite enjoying myself, Roger will do most of the talking.
RT: Yes, well...smoking is bad. Cigarettes have lots of..bad...things in them. And stuff. *ahem*
*silence*
RT: Oh yeah! Here is what a nonsmoker looks like:
JD: And here is what a smoker looks like:
*sounds of people lighting up cigarettes*
JD: I told you it wouldn't work!!!!!
